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Q: What is the hardest thing to steal from a gov. office?

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:32 pm
by Red Squirrel
A: A clock. All the employees are watching it.

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Q: What is the hardest thing to steal from a gov. office?

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:04 pm
by sliptongue69
What do you do with 365 used condoms?



Melt 'em down and call it a Goodyear. xD

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Q: What is the hardest thing to steal from a gov. office?

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:48 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:A: A clock. All the employees are watching it.
Dunno about you, but trying to make your way out with that oak desk may also prove to be challenging.

I can see the clock thing being a challenge, I always do that at work then compare it against my computer's clock and my watch :P.

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Q: What is the hardest thing to steal from a gov. office?

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:05 pm
by Nosferatu
I vote.. Plutonium.

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Q: What is the hardest thing to steal from a gov. office?

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:49 pm
by Red Squirrel
Just have to present yourself as a health inspector and need to insure that the smoke detectors are up to par with fire codes and regulations, and that you need to compare them against a decent amount of plutonium.

At least, the US government would fall for that.

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