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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?"


St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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thats hilarious but it would be better with like Bill Clinton or George Bush...cause i think they are more known to lie ......Bill Clinton for that matter!

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lol, agreed

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Yeah I was going to change it for bush, I just copied and pasted, I don't even know who hilary is, heard the name, thats about it.

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Red Squirrel wrote: Yeah I was going to change it for bush, I just copied and pasted, I don't even know who hilary is, heard the name, thats about it.

So you just posted a joke about someone you didn't even know apart from simply having heard the name? Now that's funny.

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shes bill clintons wifes.......thought of as united states possiable first women president.....god I hope not!!

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Ugh. The only politico in the running that I feel really good about is Ron Paul. Obama is all hype. Hillary is walking in Bill's shadow and doesn't seem that different from many of the other typically irritating politicians out there. Not sure about Mitt Romney. I generally like McCain.

One thing I feel very strongly about is conflict with Iran. I disagree very strongly with anyone who supports attacking Iran except under dire circumstances. That's really the only thing off the top of my head that really irritates me when the hawks start talking about it as casually as they sometimes do. These hawks obviously know absolutely nothing about the domestic politics of Iran and have learned nothing from the debacle in Iraq.

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