How would you create the perfect crime?

TheSpaceAgeDude · Post by **TheSpaceAgeDude** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:15 am

What steps would you take to create the perfect crime?
What I mean by perfect crime is that you don't get caught or suspected etc.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:22 pm

and you want to know this, why? hmmmmmm

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TheSpaceAgeDude · Post by **TheSpaceAgeDude** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:35 pm

Learn now that I like asking questions which are unusual and make your brain think etc.
I like trying to solve things and theories etc.
and I just wondered how you would try to get away with a crime if ya had to..
I knew some people would be like

but ah well.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:03 pm

you will never find out my secrets!

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:18 pm

TheSpaceAgeDude wrote: What steps would you take to create the perfect crime?
What I mean by perfect crime is that you don't get caught or suspected etc.

First off, I would make sure that I never describe it on a computer forum. Then I would start setting someone else up years ahead of time to take the blame for it when I do commit the crime.

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scherzo · Post by **scherzo** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:36 am

Bookworm wrote:
TheSpaceAgeDude wrote: What steps would you take to create the perfect crime?
What I mean by perfect crime is that you don't get caught or suspected etc.

First off, I would make sure that I never describe it on a computer forum. Then I would start setting someone else up years ahead of time to take the blame for it when I do commit the crime.

was my first thought

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:13 am

TheSpaceAgeDude wrote: What steps would you take to create the perfect crime?
What I mean by perfect crime is that you don't get caught or suspected etc.

Is the perfect crime also one that you wouldn't lose sleep over having commited?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:25 am

I'm sorry I cannot reveal this type of information on this forum.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:27 am

Minnie wrote: I'm sorry I cannot reveal this type of information on this forum because I have no criminal imagination and want you all to believe I'm sooooooooooo bad! btw-all I'm a well paid assassin who's never been caught.

Scary!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:08 pm

Bookworm wrote:
TheSpaceAgeDude wrote: What steps would you take to create the perfect crime?
What I mean by perfect crime is that you don't get caught or suspected etc.

First off, I would make sure that I never describe it on a computer forum. Then I would start setting someone else up years ahead of time to take the blame for it when I do commit the crime.

Yeah thats usually how I go about it, it works especially well if planned out in a virtualized crime scene environment where you can generate every possible scenerio to make sure you got all your bases covered. And like all the crimes I've made, I never say it on a forum, specially murders. In the case of murders the bodies are the tricky part. You can hide it all you want, but it takes less then a day for it to start smelling, and smell stays on the walls, and that means evidence, and it can screw up the whole plan. So part of the crime plan is an immediate body disposal proceedure. The location of the death is a big factor too, since it should be on a floor that is easy to clean, preferably floating floor or smooth painted cement. And first off, the body should be easily carried to a convinient transport location. Dont kill someone in a 3 storey aparment, on the 3rd floor. You'll have to carry the body all the way down without looking suspicious if anyone is around. Arrange their death in the back where the garbage bins are, for example. Do not dispose of bodies in garbage bins though, but at least the dirtyness of that area may help cover up any badly cleaned blood stains on the ground and could contaminate any evidence. And sealed body bags are a must.

There is a bit of irony in this post I'll see if anyone finds it.

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TheSpaceAgeDude · Post by **TheSpaceAgeDude** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:21 pm

Ok the admins post was scary...

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:55 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:
Bookworm wrote:
TheSpaceAgeDude wrote: What steps would you take to create the perfect crime?
What I mean by perfect crime is that you don't get caught or suspected etc.

First off, I would make sure that I never describe it on a computer forum. Then I would start setting someone else up years ahead of time to take the blame for it when I do commit the crime.

Yeah thats usually how I go about it, . . .

And how often is "usually"? You've done this more than once?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:42 pm

reds really a cereal killer

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:22 pm

Yep, watch those corn flakes die, one after the other, as they get crushed between my teeth.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:41 pm

noooooooo! not the lucky charms!!!! i love that little green guy!

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:41 am

The leprechaun must die!

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Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:43 am

I would like to share my secrets, i really would, but if i did so, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it. And if i did tell you, i would have to kill you, there's not doubt about it. After i told you the secret i would use the special hacking device on my laptop (Untracable), and find out where in the world you are typing/sending messages from...go there....

and Well....the rest is a secret...SHHHHH

Izzy

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TheSpaceAgeDude · Post by **TheSpaceAgeDude** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:48 am

Your lying, right?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:52 pm

i get rid of anyone who stands in my way!

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