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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:28 pm
by FloodG8-9595
I had been building a list of rules to live life by when I found a list that contained all of my rules and a few more that I have studied since.
They are called the Wizards rules and are as follows
1. People are stupid and can be made to believe anything, because they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.
2. The greatest harm can come of the best intentions
3. Passion rules reason (don't let emotions control you)
4. Magic is in forgivness and in being forgiven
5. Mind what people do not only what they say for deeds always betray a lie.
6.The only soverign you can allow to rule you is reason
7. Life is the future, not the past.
8. Deserve Victory be justified in your commitment compleley. Earn your life
9. A contradiction can not exist in reality, not in part nor in whole.
10. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to ones self.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:43 pm
by Minnie
what happens if you break one of those rules?
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:46 pm
by Reaper
Death. Without a doubt, death.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:49 pm
by FloodG8-9595
yep.. beheaded.. or eaten by sharks... you kinda get to choose.
"cake or death?".... "oh I'll have cake.. thanks very much"
"You cake or death?" "death please.. oh no I meant cake"
"You said death first ,death first. ahhh.. oh allright.. you're lucky I'm church of England"
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:50 pm
by unbreakable
you guys are someone morbid..but somewhat amusing...lol
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:54 pm
by FloodG8-9595
we're not morbid you just have to get to know us.. and drink our blood.
j/k
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:56 pm
by Reaper
Hahaha. That's right you don't have to get to know us. You just have to drink our blood. That's what the j/k meant.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:58 pm
by unbreakable
okay...lol
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:02 pm
by fragged one
i'll settle for drinking your blood...
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:05 pm
by FloodG8-9595
"You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick...." -Jack/Ruben/Tyler -Fight club
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:27 pm
by unbreakable
oh yeah...i do it all the time lol
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:45 pm
by Bookworm
unbreakable wrote: you guys are someone morbid..but somewhat amusing...lol
I'm finding them a tad more morbid than amusing. But that's just me.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:16 pm
by Clueless
FloodG8-9595 wrote: yep.. beheaded.. or eaten by sharks... you kinda get to choose.
"cake or death?".... "oh I'll have cake.. thanks very much"
"You cake or death?" "death please.. oh no I meant cake"
"You said death first ,death first. ahhh.. oh allright.. you're lucky I'm church of England"
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:31 am
by Red Squirrel
Mmmmmmm blood. Nothing like dipping peanuts in blood, then adding salt.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:13 pm
by Clueless
lol thats so disgusting its funny
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:14 pm
by Anonymous
FloodG8-9595 wrote: I had been building a list of rules to live life by when I found a list that contained all of my rules and a few more that I have studied since.
They are called the Wizards rules and are as follows
1. People are stupid and can be made to believe anything, because they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.
2. The greatest harm can come of the best intentions
3. Passion rules reason (don't let emotions control you)
4. Magic is in forgivness and in being forgiven
5. Mind what people do not only what they say for deeds always betray a lie.
6.The only soverign you can allow to rule you is reason
7. Life is the future, not the past.
8. Deserve Victory be justified in your commitment compleley. Earn your life
9. A contradiction can not exist in reality, not in part nor in whole.
10. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to ones self.
My Life Goals
1. Win the Nobel Peace Prize (so I can f*ck hot librarians).
2. Win a gold medal in the Olympics (so I can f*ck hot gymnasts).
3. Swim the Puget Sound (so I can get buff and chicks will want to f*ck me).
4. Save the rainforests (so I can f*ck hot native tribal princesses).
5. Form a kickass band (so I can f*ck hot groupies).
6. F*ck a girl (so I can get better at f*cking girls and f*ck more girls).
7. Get married (so that when I'm too old to f*ck girls, I can still f*ck a girl).
8. Have kids (because eighteen years of pain is worth that one night of no protection).
.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:16 pm
by Clueless
oh wow.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:56 pm
by FloodG8-9595
Anarchy wrote: FloodG8-9595 wrote: I had been building a list of rules to live life by when I found a list that contained all of my rules and a few more that I have studied since.
They are called the Wizards rules and are as follows
1. People are stupid and can be made to believe anything, because they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.
2. The greatest harm can come of the best intentions
3. Passion rules reason (don't let emotions control you)
4. Magic is in forgivness and in being forgiven
5. Mind what people do not only what they say for deeds always betray a lie.
6.The only soverign you can allow to rule you is reason
7. Life is the future, not the past.
8. Deserve Victory be justified in your commitment compleley. Earn your life
9. A contradiction can not exist in reality, not in part nor in whole.
10. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to ones self.
My Life Goals
1. Win the Nobel Peace Prize (so I can f*ck hot librarians).
2. Win a gold medal in the Olympics (so I can f*ck hot gymnasts).
3. Swim the Puget Sound (so I can get buff and chicks will want to f*ck me).
4. Save the rainforests (so I can f*ck hot native tribal princesses).
5. Form a kickass band (so I can f*ck hot groupies).
6. F*ck a girl (so I can get better at f*cking girls and f*ck more girls).
7. Get married (so that when I'm too old to f*ck girls, I can still f*ck a girl).
8. Have kids (because eighteen years of pain is worth that one night of no protection).
.
How very similar to my goals.
I've already got numbers 5 and 6 under wraps now... on to the Nobel..
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:07 pm
by Minnie
How very sexist of both of you.
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:43 pm
by FloodG8-9595
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:44 pm
by Clueless
i say you should give up on those goals lol
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:57 pm
by FloodG8-9595
just foolin around...
aside from the being in a great band thing...and the groupie thing...
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:24 pm
by Clueless
i wanna go to italy....
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The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:05 pm
by Reaper
Italy is over rated. Go to Uzbekistan. Very romantic place.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:08 pm
by Clueless
im gonna go to france
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