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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:28 pm
by SuPeRBB
Anyone else love those Chuck Norris jokes??
find them on
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Which one is your favorite? Mine is...
Chuck Norris once saw a dead sheep. He walked over to it, and with his magical powers he brought it back to life...then seconds later roundhouse kicked it and kill ed it and said "The lord giveth and the lord taketh"
Some may not find them funny but I just LOVE them
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:54 pm
by Clueless
haha wow, people at school are always saying stuff like that
Chuck Norris once found the end of a circle
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:56 pm
by Red Squirrel
I dont even know how this whole fad started. Started in WoW aperently, then made it's way to real life. I never heard of chuck norris until this fad started. Figured he was a boss or something.
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:58 pm
by Clueless
i wonder why chuck norris is so great anyway
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:55 pm
by minime
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/...rris_Facts.html
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:17 pm
by Clueless
hahahaha
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:21 pm
by Reaper
I thought it was "The good Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh"
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:00 pm
by minime
will yea ..............
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:14 am
by scherzo
I heard the chuck norris fad started with craig kilborn or some other late night show.
dunno?
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:10 pm
by robonightmare
i made this one up myself!
some people call superman the man of steel.
most people call Chuck Norris The Ma-AAARRHHGG!
'cause that's all they have time to say before he crushes them into nothingness
and here's my favorite.
when Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
The water gets CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:33 pm
by flowergirlajg
... la la la la la la ...
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la la la la lala la la laaaa
la la la lala la la la lalalala
WHO CAN GUESS TYHE TUNE?
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