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a "too much" joke is when you take something i.e. game, TV show, sport, sports team, or anything else that you can be a fan of and say what a fan who is too much of a fan may do.

example: you may play halo too much if..
someone yells "you suck!" at you you reply:"haha lol n00b i pwn u!!!!"
or
you may watch spongebob too much if...
you belive your kitchen sponge talks to you

note: these are only examples!!! they are only intended as a model of what these jokes are supposed to look like so plz do not post saying stuff like: you make gay jokes robonightmare!

note note:this thread is intended for these sort of jokes. but you can talk about other stuff too. i dont give a crap.


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hmmm, i think this is sposed to go in the joke forum

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Clueless wrote: hmmm, i think this is sposed to go in the joke forum

Yes, I think it would be more appropriate there.

Tak moved this thread from Anything Goes to Jokes & Forum Games at the time of this post.

(I’ll try to think of some jokes!)

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You play too much UO when...

* You go to a teller and say "bank" to open your "bank box" and put or take items
* You stand in one spot doing the same thing repeatedly, and if someone asks, you tell them you're macrowing
* At a funeral, you run up to the casket and say "I can rez"
* Before moving furniture around in your house, you say "I wish to release this"
* You try to fit a huge chest inside a small bag, and wonder why it's not letting you, since there's less then 125 items in that bag
* You dont want to go to Toronto because you might get PKed
* At a zoo, you try to provoke the animals on each other, and get kicked out
* You walk around town with a katana and shield in your hands, wondering why people are giving you funny looks, as you say "no I'm not trading my BOI"
* You go to a clothes store requesting for a bulk order deed and meantion your a GM tailor
* Realizing your stranded on an island, the first thing that comes to mind is getting your rune book to rune out
* During hunting season, you walk around the bush to try to animate dead animal bodies before they get cut up
* You bump into somebody and think to yourself "Isin't this trammel?"
* When a class is over, as you move on to your next class you say to your friends "After this room it's DFs, try to lure only 1 this time" I'll cast wall of stone to stop the others
* You want to talk to your friend thats out of town, first thing that comes to mind is using guild chat instead of a phone.
* You run up to a priest and wack him with a bat... in the police department, you try to explain you thought it was a priest of mondain, and you just wanted to train mace fighting on him
* Your're walking in town and see a snake, and you yell "GUARDS!"


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Clueless wrote: hmmm, i think this is sposed to go in the joke forum

theres a joke forum?
damn ima noob!
lol

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick


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You may play too much runescape if...
you look for red dots whereever u go.

You may play 2 much pickmin if...
a bunch o midgets walk away from u and u blow a whistle.

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You may play too much runescape if...
you look for red dots whereever u go.

You may play 2 much pickmin if...
when u thro someone, you wonder y their angree

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