The tate family

[Red Squirrel]

Do you know how many members of the Tate family belong to your church?

There is old man Dic-Tate who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro-Tate
tries to change everything. There's sister Agi-Tate who stirs up plenty of
trouble, with help from her husband, Irri-Tate. Whenever new projects are
suggested, Hesi-Tate and his wife, Vege-Tate, want to wait until next year.

Then there is Aunt Imi-Tate, who wants our church to be like all the others.
Devas-Tate provides the voice of doom, while Poten-Tate wants to be a big
shot.

But not all members of the family are bad. Brother Facili-Tate is quite
helpful in church matters. And a delightful, happy member of the family is
Miss Felici-Tate. Cousins Cogi-Tate and Medi-Tate always think things over
and lend helpful, steady hands.

And of course there is the black sheep of the family, Ampu-Tate, who has
completely cut himself off from the church. How about it -- do you know
anyone in the Tate family?

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[Jack Potato]

i think ampu-tate lives in my basement...i swear, my hamster went down there and came back with three legs...*shudders*

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