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I'd bring an airplane

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35145

i'd get a knife, that way i can scare a native into being my friend.
I would dress him in orange shorts i made from cutting flower petals and glueing them to his legs and call him "David Hasselhoff."
I would then in turn use my manliness aquired from me thinking i'm so awesome because i have a knife to squeeze water from rocks and then i would eat them, because all matter is made of the same protons, neutrons, and electrons anyway right?? I would use some coconuts to make a coconut PSP like the professor did with the radio on Gilligan's Island.

So if i have all that i wouldn't worry why i was on the island, I got a knife, a friend, David Hasselhoff will save me from any sharks, i wouldn't be hungry, and i would have video games.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35148

id bring a smart friend who can find all the food and stuff, then i wont have to do anything

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35161

I'd take a girl...

Hey, gotta have some fun before i die!

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35162

I would take food and water, so's I could have something to eat while I sharpened up a stone to make me a nice knife, scare a native with it to make a friend, make a coconut PSP, kill David Hasselhoff, etc.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35166

I chose food and water. Finding fresh water would be my first concern, and I don’t know if the island would have it.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35208

I chose food and water because food and water is actually two items and not just one. Mwahahaha.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35235

My choice 'plane' is not up there.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35240

A friend. A male one. A well endowed male friend.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35243

ana wrote: A friend. A male one. A well endowed male friend.

Allow me to make all your dreams come true.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35257

Oh no, allow me

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35282

If I was stranded on a desert island with no help on the way, I'd want to have a cyanide capsule so I could get on with the inevitable.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35287

Bookworm wrote: I chose food and water because food and water is actually two items and not just one. Mwahahaha.

Nice

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35290

Booze and Women.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35297

The Gheyness wrote:

ana wrote: A friend. A male one. A well endowed male friend.

Allow me to make all your dreams come true.

You're a little too far.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35378

Anarchy wrote: Oh no, allow me

You're really far.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35379

I'd bring a knife so I can at least cut small branches and stuff to build some kind of shelter and get wood to attempt to start a fire without matches. I could also use it as a weapon if needed. As for food, I'd hope this island has trees and lot of berries. Pine trees are an excelent source of food when stranded. Not sure how good sap tastes like though. Maybe I'd just screw the whole idea and get back in my boat and go to town to get mcdonalds or something.

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a condom....hey you never know.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35431

I guess I'm the only one that thinks David Hasselhoff would come in handy. :/

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The Gheyness wrote: David Hasselhoff would come in handy.  :/

Which handy?


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I hear he's ambidextrous. =X

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2203, old post ID:35442

And can do the splits...

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I like the way ana thinks, though bringing a well endowed friend of my own hardly makes sense....

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