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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:09 pm
by MrSelf
So I look up, and see two police officers walking in, and moments later discover we have received a suspicious package from Iran, from the USPS. Probably just a mis-address, but fun to go through the red tape beforehand...
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:13 pm
by MrSelf
And they're bringing in the dogs...
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:27 pm
by MrSelf
Dogs ok, but upon opening it, liquid was discovered, hazmat called in.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:28 pm
by MrSelf
And I'm being sent home, so later peeps.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:44 pm
by Red Squirrel
Wow that's kind of cool, well I don't know if it's cool, but definatly something you don't get to witness every day.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:57 pm
by Cicero
Cool.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:31 pm
by Chris Vogel
Woah… Hopefully the package’s contents are harmless!
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:47 pm
by Joe
As Sinbad would say.....
THIS IS A SICK WORLD WE LIVE IN!
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:08 pm
by Red Squirrel
I'd laugh the package turns out to be an order of olive oil from the cafeteria staff or something.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:10 pm
by Shinizo
Aww, no explosion? >.> Good to hear you're not dead though
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:14 pm
by Red Squirrel
Ya explosions are always fun at the office.
Heck, cubicles are probably bullet proof by law, in the states, anyway, so it's all good.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:17 pm
by Shinizo
Eh, I don't think anyone uses cubicles anymore.. unless you work in a very important law firm.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:18 pm
by Red Squirrel
Or IT department.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:21 pm
by Shinizo
Or ENRON!
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:23 pm
by Red Squirrel
Hahaha enron. They probably use neon light cubibles, they look really cool, but they're very innveficient and suck up lot of juice, but that's ok, since they can just raise the hydro prices to pay it off.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:24 pm
by Shinizo
And then lay off half the workers so Kenny can stare at the pretty li... HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU! You stare at the pretty blinking lights
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:26 pm
by Red Squirrel
LOL I'm an IT guy,not a evil CEO... well not that there's a big difference. LOL
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:28 pm
by Shinizo
Stop stealing my internet!
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:34 pm
by Red Squirrel
*unpluggs coffee maker from power bar and plugs the cisco switch back in*
Ok try loging in again and call me if it still won't work. *click*
Actually that's Level 1 support guys, level 3's actually do their work.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:35 pm
by Shinizo
I know, we've been through that. I still think you're lying to steal my internet!
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:36 pm
by Red Squirrel
*turns on router* Ok this time it's going to work.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:37 pm
by Shinizo
*blows up the router* NO IT WON'T! *blows up level 1* ...wait, I just bl.. FREE JOBS!
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:41 pm
by Red Squirrel
Oh I'll have to contact dell, all that equipment is still under warrenty.
*they send twice as much as we need* Great, that's allot of paper work involved.
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:42 pm
by Shinizo
You should send back a Hewlett Packard to Dell and be like:
'Dude, You got an HP!'
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Suspicious package...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:44 pm
by Red Squirrel
Dude man, we don't service those!
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