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Been constipated lately? I work with a morbidly obese guy only gives birth to one turd a week, or so he claims.sweetness wrote: im looking forward to my next big crap
Speckled, huh? Hmmm. The next thing you should is consume some Rogaine with each meal and then maybe you'll have speckled turds with hair. After that, try some of Dr. Mishima's genetically driven growth hormone and your turds just might become semi-intelligent beings you can converse with before flushing them down the poo-chute.sweetness wrote: i go like clockwork every morning and it gives me great pleasure, especially when i've been eating healthily and my turds take on a speckled appearance.
i would try it but i might become too attached to them and start naming them george or daphneStasi wrote:Speckled, huh? Hmmm. The next thing you should is consume some Rogaine with each meal and then maybe you'll have speckled turds with hair. After that, try some of Dr. Mishima's genetically driven growth hormone and your turds just might become semi-intelligent beings you can converse with before flushing them down the poo-chute.sweetness wrote: i go like clockwork every morning and it gives me great pleasure, especially when i've been eating healthily and my turds take on a speckled appearance.
sweetness wrote:i would try it but i might become too attached to them and start naming them george or daphneStasi wrote:Speckled, huh? Hmmm. The next thing you should is consume some Rogaine with each meal and then maybe you'll have speckled turds with hair. After that, try some of Dr. Mishima's genetically driven growth hormone and your turds just might become semi-intelligent beings you can converse with before flushing them down the poo-chute.sweetness wrote: i go like clockwork every morning and it gives me great pleasure, especially when i've been eating healthily and my turds take on a speckled appearance.
Well, no problem. I'm sure you could, uh, put em up for adoption through PETA. Lame thing is that you'd be pinching at least one off every morning (if your 1:1 poo/morning ratio holds) which would really make it hassle. Okay, skip the growth hormone and just drop some hairy kisa logs. As Legend would say: 'pics pls n thx'sweetness wrote:i would try it but i might become too attached to them and start naming them george or daphneStasi wrote:Speckled, huh? Hmmm. The next thing you should is consume some Rogaine with each meal and then maybe you'll have speckled turds with hair. After that, try some of Dr. Mishima's genetically driven growth hormone and your turds just might become semi-intelligent beings you can converse with before flushing them down the poo-chute.sweetness wrote: i go like clockwork every morning and it gives me great pleasure, especially when i've been eating healthily and my turds take on a speckled appearance.
Stasi wrote:Well, no problem. I'm sure you could, uh, put em up for adoption through PETA. Lame thing is that you'd be pinching at least one off every morning (if your 1:1 poo/morning ratio holds) which would really make it hassle. Okay, skip the growth hormone and just drop some hairy kisa logs. As Legend would say: 'pics pls n thx'sweetness wrote:i would try it but i might become too attached to them and start naming them george or daphneStasi wrote:
Speckled, huh? Hmmm. The next thing you should is consume some Rogaine with each meal and then maybe you'll have speckled turds with hair. After that, try some of Dr. Mishima's genetically driven growth hormone and your turds just might become semi-intelligent beings you can converse with before flushing them down the poo-chute.
Ooooh, then the possibilities are endless, aren't they. Could you get some metal horns installed into your skull and a devil's tail grafted into your tailbone?sweetness wrote: for you darling.. anything...