into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband
tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
has probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. his guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey, I love you."
To which the wife responded, "he wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you too."
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