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A guy walks into a bar with a sheep under his arm. His wife is standin there, and the guy says, hunny, this is the fat filthy pig I been bang'in when you aint around. His wife says, thats not a pig, its a sheep!
He replies, I wasnt talkin to you!

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Two blondes walk into a bank,

you'd think one of them would have seen it.

*slaps knee with laughter*


The Pope, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar,

The Pope says is this some sort of joke?

Ba dum dum tish

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"Two blondes walk into a bank,

you'd think one of them would have seen it." LOL somehow that really made me laugh, probably because I soo was not expecting that.

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