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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

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Ohhhhh, WHAT

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lol

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don't get it sorry...

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Minnie wrote:   don't get it sorry...

The bat ran into a tree and started bleeding. The other bats smell his blood.

Hillarity ensues.

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sintekk wrote:

Minnie wrote:   don't get it sorry...

The bat ran into a tree and started bleeding. The other bats smell his blood.

Hillarity ensues.

ohhhh ok thanks dum dum

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Minnie wrote:

sintekk wrote:

Minnie wrote:   don't get it sorry...

The bat ran into a tree and started bleeding. The other bats smell his blood.

Hillarity ensues.

ohhhh ok thanks dum dum

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that statement?

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manadren wrote:

Minnie wrote:

sintekk wrote:
The bat ran into a tree and started bleeding. The other bats smell his blood.

Hillarity ensues.

ohhhh ok thanks dum dum

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that statement?

Let us pray that it was intentional

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sintekk wrote:

manadren wrote:

Minnie wrote:
ohhhh ok thanks dum dum

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that statement?

Let us pray that it was intentional

I just wanted to quote you.


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ana wrote:

sintekk wrote:

manadren wrote:
Am I the only one who sees the irony in that statement?

Let us pray that it was intentional

I just wanted to quote you.

That's nice.

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sintekk wrote:

ana wrote:

sintekk wrote:
Let us pray that it was intentional

I just wanted to quote you.

That's nice.

Yep.

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ana wrote:

sintekk wrote:

ana wrote:
I just wanted to quote you.

That's nice.

Yep.

I hope you had fun quoting

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manadren wrote:

ana wrote:

sintekk wrote:
That's nice.

Yep.

I hope you had fun quoting

Don't we all?

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sintekk wrote:

manadren wrote:

ana wrote:
Yep.

I hope you had fun quoting

Don't we all?

Quoting can be lots of fun.

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