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After seeing this http://www.anythingforums.com/forums/index...?showtopic=1907 , I realized that there was a need for a new topic on AF.

My co-workers are really pissing me off.

lyke, 2day i had went to work and i put my lunch mah mama made for me in da refrieddgergater.

and i had come back an someone had ate mah lunch.

GODDAMMIT THEY ALL MUST DIE NOW OR ELSE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF, HELP PLZ CUZ I'M GONNNA KILL MYSELFT TO.

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Now, now. I know you're angry, but killing yourself is not the answer, nor is running around killing people all willy nilly. You have to make it look like an accident....

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Legend wrote: lyke, 2day i had went to work and i put my lunch mah mama made for me in da refrieddgergater.

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This thread rocks.

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You people have sick senses of humor. I wouldn't even legitimately call it humor. Since when is joking about the murder of co-workers something funny? It certainly isn't funny to a postal employee. As Gomer Pyle would say "Shame, shame, shame."
*gets down off soapbox*

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And as Milli Vanilli would say, "Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin'. Blame it on the stars that shine at night. Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you; blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah."

So true, Fab Morvan...so true. <3

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Why don't we just all blame Saddam Husein for a change. Just for fun.

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Bookworm wrote: As Gomer Pyle would say "Shame, shame, shame."

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You eat my sammich.......I kill you!
Or maybe myself.

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I could deal with this...

My Ex needs to die. I am thinking about how I could kill him and get away with it..any ideas?

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I heard that apple seeds contain cyanide.

Welll....you could write him a nice letter talking about how great you realize he was to you and how you're concerned about his health...and send him like 50 bushels of apples.

And then tell him in passing how you heard apple seeds were found to increase virility in men... ;X

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There's always the Strangers on a Train bit.

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OK....heres an idea.....next luch yo mah makes...take whats in side and rub it around the toilet and put it back in the bag....so whoever eats your lunch gets a nice SPICE taste to it......

The Gheyness wrote: After seeing this http://www.anythingforums.com/forums/index...?showtopic=1907 , I realized that there was a need for a new topic on AF.

My co-workers are really pissing me off.

lyke, 2day i had went to work and i put my lunch mah mama made for me in da refrieddgergater.

and i had come back an someone had ate mah lunch.

GODDAMMIT THEY ALL MUST DIE NOW OR ELSE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF, HELP PLZ CUZ I'M GONNNA KILL MYSELFT TO.

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Red Squirrel wrote: Why don't we just all blame Saddam Husein for a change.  Just for fun.

i live in the US! what do you mean "for a change"

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Oh man I can't believe someone ate your lunch. That's so frickin rude. Do you work at a place with a lot of people? If that happened where I work it wouldn't be hard to figure out who did it. Then I'd kill em.

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OLKMED wrote:

Red Squirrel wrote: Why don't we just all blame Saddam Husein for a change.  Just for fun.

i live in the US! what do you mean "for a change"

LOL good point. So in that case, let's blame bush! No wait, that's already being done around the world.

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Red Squirrel wrote:   This thread rocks.

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haha, he made a funny

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Think someone is doing some necromancy around, this thread is soooo 2005

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Classic.

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