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Since I got this idea from one of legend's posts. Let's hear them...


When I was drunk once......

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when I was underage, I called the cops on myself to report a kid breaking into a store.

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VictorEM83 wrote: when I was underage, I called the cops on myself to report a kid breaking into a store.

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LOL

I never got drunk, might be a good thing.

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One time I was drunk and I was out with Kat...we were pretty bad and we got back to her house and i lost my earing. We were both on our hands and knee's looking for the earing and all of a sudden, she noticed it between my boobs!

I am just glad she found my earing!

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lmfffao...nice catch? ;X

Hmm...I think the worst thing I've ever done when I was drunk was pee my pants.

OMG BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY!! ^____^

I mean, like, it was kind of a warm feeling or whatever but not like all gushing down my leg or anything.

...

No, really...

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When I was a in my early 20's. After a night of hard drinking, I had been known on more than one occasion to get up in the middle of the night and unknowingly pee in the cloths hamper.

There's nothing like being woken up by a mad screaming girlfriend and realize that your peeing on a basket of cloths.

Funny now, not then.

Then there was that thing with the one eyed druid..........but that's another story......

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I'm about to go to TGIF in a few...so I might have some stories tomorrow. ;X

Hopefully not.

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I have more stories but most arnt umm good for open posting where little ones can read

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I remember the first or second time I got drunk....I was 16 I think....me and my buddy...he had been drunk before....we went to a grocery store for like chips or something....and I remember going down an aisle...by myself and looking to see if anyone was coming...and I whipped "it" out and pee'd on the cat food....not sure why....after I did it I went and found my buddy in the store and told him....we went and looked at the spot and there was pee all over the cat food.....he asked me why I did it and I just said "well I didn't think it was a big deal"....I was kinda confused why I was so brave about it....wasn't really familiar with the whole "dutch courage" thing.


"dutch courage" - Courage acquired from drinking liquor.

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You know what's the best thing in the world, though?

The after-drinking piss.

I just had one.

Seriously, just that whole feeling of release and just...wow.

It's kinda like a potty-orgasm, only better, cause there's no awkward after-sex moment.

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Hell ya that is the best part of being drunk thats why I switch to beer after I am twised so I can piss alot

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VictorEM83 wrote: Hell ya that is the best part of being drunk thats why I switch to beer after I am twised so I can piss alot

i remember, a time i got drunk..i was at a party and i had DRANK sooo much...everyone was like...go upstairs, and i didnt' want to, so everyone started kicking me, i didnt' feel it, so they wre laughing...and so i finally went up stairs..i tried to go to sleep but couldn't, so i would slide on my butt down the stairs and go try and sneak some more drinks, got cought, did it about 5 times, the last time, everyone started screaming at me, and i just said "leave me alone, i'm gonna take a piss" so i went to the bathroom, and started to pee, then i noticed, i couldnt' FEEL MYSELF, i started wigging out, got done whizzing and went upstairs and fell asleep, woke up the next morning, i was in abed w/ 6 girls.

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God bless America. <3

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Legend wrote: God bless America.  <3

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!11!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shift+1x244354353535434434343434324209489324

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lol.....nice.

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God Bless Canada!

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Red Squirrel wrote: God Bless Canada!

lil beady eyes and big flapping heads...werd!


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Red Squirrel wrote: God Bless Canada!

"Oh Canada, our home and native land.........."

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You guys crack me up!

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Yea well you.......ummm....ahh....*cough*.......

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Legend wrote: You know what's the best thing in the world, though?

The after-drinking piss.

I just had one.

Seriously, just that whole feeling of release and just...wow.

It's kinda like a potty-orgasm, only better, cause there's no awkward after-sex moment.

Whoot!!! LMAO

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GOD BLESS ENGLAND

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Tricia wrote: GOD BLESS ENGLAND

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God Bless The World!

There

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