plane crash

[Red Squirrel]

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to
a super model's conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of
the plane announces:

"We have just lost all power to the engines - please prepare
yourself for a crash landing!"

The three models look at each other in shock and start preparing
for the worst.

Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts
fixing her face up.

Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing
Claudia, fixing up your make-up - we're about to crash!"

"Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for,
and save first, the people who have the best looking faces -
that's why I am putting on my make-up."

Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two
beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of
gravity.

Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost
your senses?? Why are you baring you breasts for everyone to see
- we are about to die!"

Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane
crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big
beautiful breasts- that's why I am exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt
and panties.

Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your crazy??
Why are you exposing your pus*y for everyone to see??"

Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITC*ES PLEASE! I know for a fact that
the first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane
crashes is the black box!!"

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[manadren]

bah-dum bum, *crash*

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