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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw
a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked,

"What do you have under the newspaper?"

"A bird," the guy replied.

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up he
was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him
what happened, the guy replied:

"I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked
me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
"What did you do to the man who was sunbathing here?" After a
pause, the girl replied,

"To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me,
so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

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At the risk of sounding negative, I didn't think the joke was funny at all. That did sound negative, didn't it?

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Bookworm wrote: At the risk of sounding negative, I didn't think the joke was funny at all. That did sound negative, didn't it?

Indeed, it did sound negative. I thought the joke was kind of..............lets say cheesey. Or even childish. Yes?
As far as funny. Did I laugh? No. But I did crack a smile. A small smile. But a smile none the less.

I'll see if I can follow up with a good one.

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