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15. I love the way you transfer your gigs around
14. You make me turn floppies into hard drives
13. My firewall is turned off for you
12. I just want to log in as root and bash you
11. You had me at "Hello World."
10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
9. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
7. Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*
6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
5. Have you ever googled yourself?
4. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
3. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
2. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
1. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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Oh my......some of those are pretty funny.

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YA THEY ARE FUNNY BUT THE PICK UP LINES THAT most geeks use are "man you are hot " or "nice legs lets get it on"

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"You're so hot, my celeron is jealous"

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LOL

I like how he specifies port 80 in the last link. It's the default port you don't have to specify it! http://www.anythingforums.com:80 or http://www.anythingforums.com same thing!

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god man those are freally funny good job im giving you a pimp shoe

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so a geek walks up to ahot girl and trys to talk to her. But can't be brave enough right. and finally after the girl has to put up with all the studdering from the guy she says I know you want to ask me out but your scard thats ok i know how hard it is when your a geek and are trying to ask some one hot out. Then she says wait no I don't because i;m not a geek go play with your bugs and turns to walk away goes about two feet turns back to him and sacks him hard. She tells him that way you won't want to try doing this again.

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