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Terribly overweight
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:39 pm
by 000
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5
pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead
that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:59 pm
by Red Squirrel
LOL
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:39 am
by luneytoon89
lol...blonde jokes are stupid but funny!
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:40 am
by The Gheyness
Happy birthday, person-with-two-posts-that-never-came-back.
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:22 am
by ana
Bored much?
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:44 pm
by The Gheyness
What, I can't wish some random internet person a happy birthday?
Since you're so concerned about my mental well-being, however, I feel that you should entertain me, preferably on webcam.
Thanks.
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:44 pm
by VictorEM83
If she web cams you record it and send it aloing to the guys
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:14 pm
by sintekk
Yeah, there's no need to be greedy and hog all the webcam
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:17 pm
by The Gheyness
I charge by the minute, guys.
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:34 pm
by Minnie
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:05 am
by Red Squirrel
You know, we have plenty of monthly bandwidth so.. you know... yeah.
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Terribly overweight
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:33 am
by 000
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken.
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