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ok im very depressed because of many things and im 12 and now i find out my best friend who is my neibgor is moving and so i need some support o yea im new here to

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Well welcome aboard! Make sure you can at least stay in touch with your friend online or what not, since at least that way you'll be able to talk to him.

And I'm sure you can make new friends here.

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use chains and handcuffs, and maybe a little dynamite depending on how good of friends you are. chain yourselves to his house( make sure it is like a support beam or something). use the dynamite to threaten to blow up the support beam and crash the house down killing yourself and your friend. or, just make the house look like , and make all the neibors act really bitchy. then no one will buy the house.

oh and if u think THAT is a big problem, go to the suicide support group thread in the debates and heated disscussion, forums. u haven't seen anything yet.

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We can be very supportive. I know how depressing that can be, but I promise you things get better.

Welcome, monsieur.

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don't listen to tak, what does he know, he's just an admin! i say threaten suicide to get their attention!!!

oh and sometimes( this happened to me) when your friend moves wo may find out that he/she is really a bitch/ bastard when they are gone. my friend used to be all nice, but now she moved and is a bitch and slut.

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The suicide route is not a way to go. It's best to try and make the best out of it...somehow. You could plan something interesting during an open house though, but it should not involve people getting hurt. Something such as making sure the tap leaks, the toilet makes noise (and is dirty) and the door falls etc... that can easly be planed with various household tools and a few minutes of your time.

Oh and you definatly want to make it known that the house has electrical problems making it so the insurance company refuses to insure the house, this could be done by printing a fake insurance company letter and leaving it on the table for all to see and possibly read. The title in bold should be "Failure to insure your home due to improper mains voltage"

The letter should include the words, short circuit, fire, electrocution, and death, in the same sentance several times. Things talking about improper wireing, lack of proper grounding, illegally grounded to gas line, and outdated 1930 hot water heater should also be included.

This should scare people from wanting to buy the house, and avoids having to obtain dynamite and duct tape, which can be expensive.

J/K by the way, don't do anything like that, just let the "big people" do their thing, no matter what, it will get done and you can't stop them, unfortunatly.

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goalguarder12 wrote: i say threaten suicide to get their attention!!!

That's, uh, a bad idea Probably just make his parents worry about him and make life tougher (besides, won't stop his friend from moving away).

To the original topic,
I can't think of anything to say about your friend moving away
I'd make sure you keep his email address and keep in contact that way. How far away is he moving?

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Welcome to the A/F if your already depressed you may not want to stay here....oh and do NOT talk to William Wallace

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sintekk wrote:

goalguarder12 wrote: i say threaten suicide to get their attention!!!

That's, uh, a bad idea Probably just make his parents worry about him and make life tougher (besides, won't stop his friend from moving away).

Lets' no all jump on the suicide-bombing bandwagon... please


Welcome friend, this place can be great, but beware the spaz!!!!!

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Well ths is the 21st centrury, suicide bombing is the new in thing to do.

Where are the days where drugs were the in thing, at least you can do it more then once.

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Where are the days where drugs were the in thing, at least you can do it more then once.

too true.

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well thanks for welcoming me and some of the ideas will help sure but i did think the whole ruin the house thing was pritty funny but ok well he is moving pritty far away but that is not the only thing that is depressing but i guss i can try to work my way out of it thanks agian

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