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I am gay.

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A sharp knife should take care of the problem. Just cut yourself up some fruit, have a nice breakfast, and then use the restroom.

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It isn't much of a problem for me. But then again I usually spend a good 15+ min every morning before I get out of bed trying to decide whether or not I feel like getting up. So yeah, it's gone by then.

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Alright i did this before and it actually worked...

What you do is you get a tweezer and knife and some lube and a friend or family member to help you out. You just reroute you urine line from your to your nose. It sounds tough but its really easy if you do it right. And when you gotta piss just push through your nose.

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yeah, it sounds great in theory and all, but how do you get the stank out of your nose?

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waking up next to a woman will solve your 'little' problems



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sweetness wrote: waking up next to a woman will solve your 'little' problems

+1

Honestly, like manadren, I usually lay in bed for a while, otherwise, I just deal with it or use it.

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This is one of the reasons I'm really glad I'm a woman. That, and men hold doors open for me.

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erolyn wrote: This is one of the reasons I'm really glad I'm a woman. That, and men hold doors open for me. 

I dunno, I've always wanted to be a woman, but the last operation I had changed my mind.

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William Wallace wrote:

erolyn wrote: This is one of the reasons I'm really glad I'm a woman. That, and men hold doors open for me.

I dunno, I've always wanted to be a woman, but the last operation I had changed my mind.

Well, it's not always fun. In fact, for about one week per month it's pretty much hell. And apparently having babies is about as painful as being stabbed. Many times. But still.

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Yeah I'm glad I'm a guy so I don't have to go through labour. Well I do labour, but at least I get paid for it.

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masterbate?

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wow....

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........I don't know if that is within the rules..but lmao

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kinda borderline there but funny stuff.

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sorry guys, i just couldn't help myself

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If this is the kind of discussion that members of the Resistance think is "for the good of common men and women," then I'm glad I never joined the Resistance.

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LOL

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Bookworm wrote: If this is the kind of discussion that members of the Resistance think is "for the good of common men and women," then I'm glad I never joined the Resistance.

nah, this is the downtime of the Resistance. We are seriouse when we are fighting. Actually we're never serious but who cares?

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The posts with slang terms for “masturbation” were moved to “Slappin' the clown”, and images were removed.

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you Know if you Can't "DO" some things then your can Feel free to continue at my Place.

I just think its asinine to have a fit over a natural thing

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"Morning Wood" as it's called is a common problem among males, and I'm all for serious discussion of different people's personal solutions to that problem. I'm not against threads like this and and the "smacking the clown" thread. They are natural things and can be good topics of discussion - if they are taken at least somewhat seriously. So yeah, I don't exactly think it's asinine, I'm glad tak stepped up to the plate here.

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