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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:50 am
by Anonymous
I will eat your soul....
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:53 am
by sweetness
i do fear
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:09 am
by sintekk
First
This and now... this...
fear indeed!
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:03 am
by Red Squirrel
The prophercies are true.
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:42 am
by MrSelf
*runs to the hills... runs for my liiiiife*
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:15 pm
by sintekk
MrSelf wrote: *runs to the hills... runs for my liiiiife*
Great, now I got an Iron Maiden song stuck in my head
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:25 pm
by shenbaw
I'm not running just because WW has a stupid medallion. The Devil doesn't need a piece of metal to proove he's the Devil anyways!
I'll stay and fight the imposter!
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:53 pm
by Anonymous
shenbaw wrote: I'm not running just because WW has a stupid medallion. The Devil doesn't need a piece of metal to proove he's the Devil anyways!
I'll stay and fight the imposter!
*burns shenbaw to a crisp with Hellfire*
Any more things to say, wise guy?
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:00 pm
by shenbaw
William Wallace wrote: shenbaw wrote: I'm not running just because WW has a stupid medallion. The Devil doesn't need a piece of metal to proove he's the Devil anyways!
I'll stay and fight the imposter!
*burns shenbaw to a crisp with Hellfire*
Any more things to say, wise guy?
Umm, yes.
I'm not burnt or dead.
Your piece of metal must be defective.
*punches WW in the face, steals his medallion and throws it overboard*
Now what's up?
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:23 pm
by manadren
oh, snap!
...soo satan doesn't need a physical object to bind a portion of his limitless power to this plain of existence?
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:40 pm
by shenbaw
manadren wrote: ...soo statan doesn't need a physical object to bind a portion of his limitless power to this plain of existence?
First of all, if satan (I think that's who you meant or else I need to get to know this statan guy?) does exist, his powers are
not limitless. He would have taken over heaven by now, don't you think? Secondly, no, he doesn't. Why would satan make his power and influence in this world or "plain of existence" dependant upon an impermanent and completely destroyable physical object? It just doesn't seem to make much sense. If there is a God, is he/she dependant upon the Bible existing? No. God's existence is dependant upon nothing in this world, why would the devil be?
(I realize you were probably just humoring me, so I figured I'd return the favor
)
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:42 pm
by sintekk
Actually, Statan is Satan's little-known brother-in-law
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:02 pm
by manadren
shenbaw wrote: First of all, if satan (I think that's who you meant or else I need to get to know this statan guy?) does exist, his powers are not limitless. He would have taken over heaven by now, don't you think?
yeah, statan is the little known brother in law, he does a lot but never get's the credit. Anyway I'm sure satan (and statan) have limitless power in their own domain. This is why they can't just go and take over heavan. That and because god won't let em, with his whole limitless power deal.
Secondly, no, he doesn't. Why would satan make his power and influence in this world or "plain of existence" dependant upon an impermanent and completely destroyable physical object? It just doesn't seem to make much sense. If there is a God, is he/she dependant upon the Bible existing? No. God's existence is dependant upon nothing in this world, why would the devil be?
It's not as much a matter of satan wanting to do it that way. Satan can only exist in all his awesomeness in hell, and as thus can't affect our realm directly. He needs some kind of agent in order for his power to exist here, be it a person, object, or lesser demonic critter. Should this agent be destroyed, satan can always create another. However all resources, efforts and time (in this realm, time doesn't exist in hell) expended in the creation of the agent will be lost.
(I realize you were probably just humoring me, so I figured I'd return the favor
)
hehe. I know, but I like this game
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:00 pm
by Red Squirrel
Hey cool, what's this metal thing for, there's a tiny red button in it, anyone got a pen or something?
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:20 pm
by Anonymous
shenbaw wrote: William Wallace wrote: shenbaw wrote: I'm not running just because WW has a stupid medallion. The Devil doesn't need a piece of metal to proove he's the Devil anyways!
I'll stay and fight the imposter!
*burns shenbaw to a crisp with Hellfire*
Any more things to say, wise guy?
Umm, yes.
I'm not burnt or dead.
Your piece of metal must be defective.
*punches WW in the face, steals his medallion and throws it overboard*
Now what's up?
*opens a pit and shenbaw fallls straight into hell, closes the pit*
Yo.
*transports into hell and binds shenbaw with unholy power*
And stay there!
*disappears*
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:39 pm
by Angel
I love the world and all of its hot guys
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:01 pm
by manadren
Red Squirrel wrote: Hey cool, what's this metal thing for, there's a tiny red button in it, anyone got a pen or something?
great. of all people, red has to be holding the reset button to all existence. Whatever you do,
do not give red a ball point pen.
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:03 pm
by sintekk
Wait, that red button could do anything, it could even make us a boat! You know how we always wanted one of those!
*reaches to push button*
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:08 pm
by Red Squirrel
Hey, if I sharpen one of my claws a bit more.... almost got it.... hmm, the button did not do anything, maybe it has to be pushed in further, I'll keep sharpening my claws to keep trying.
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:08 pm
by manadren
sintekk, it's usually a bad sign when the text accompanying something is written in an ancient language no one can read anymore. I doubt it will make us a boat.
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:11 pm
by sintekk
manadren wrote: sintekk, it's usually a bad sign when the text accompanying something is written in an ancient language no one can read anymore. I doubt it will make us a boat.
What about a Ferrari? I heard ancient red buttons make Ferraris!
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I am the DEVIL!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:14 pm
by Red Squirrel
I almost have it... I'll try to push harder.... comon push push push!!!
it's a boy!
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