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THE GREAT WAR
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:37 am
by Anonymous
The AF Resistance Army:
456 Star Destroyers
56,000 Squirrel Fighters
89,677 Human Fighter
4,456 SuperSquirrels
109,094 Ships
Infinite Resistance Tanks
All are invincible to Nerf attacks!
Present your army, Mimic!
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THE GREAT WAR
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:32 pm
by Red Squirrel
I have just completed the largest(and my only) welding project on earth, 10 times the size of a barn, 100 times the power of a conventional monkey blaster 2000, 5 times stronger then 10,000 ninjas, it's the.........
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:01 pm
by Anonymous
OOOOO!
Er, and by that I mean it will be a valuable asset.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:46 pm
by Bookworm
Too bad it only works on ninga monkeys.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:49 pm
by Cicero
A few quick modifications and we can make it work on anything, no wait, anybody.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:50 pm
by Red Squirrel
But it works as a steam roller too. But with a bit of a mod, yes it would be easy to make it work on other stuff. if I switch the yellow wire with the red.... and turn this up a bit... *does a test shot, blowing up saturn*
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:56 pm
by Bookworm
Tampering with the Exterminatator 3000 has caused its self-destruct sequence to activate.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:13 pm
by Red Squirrel
Quick everybody hide, there will be tons of metal flying in all directions!
My bad for making the self destruct module a 5000PSI compressed gas tank. This won't be pretty. I think it's set to like 10 minutes or something so we have plenty of time.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:14 pm
by sintekk
Mimic seems to have abandoned us, so I quit the war. I'm going home!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:16 pm
by Minnie
I get to drive the tank!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:16 pm
by sintekk
Minnie wrote: I get to drive the tank!!!
Do you have your tank license? You need proof of id, you know!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:23 pm
by Minnie
sintekk wrote: Minnie wrote: I get to drive the tank!!!
Do you have your tank license? You need proof of id, you know!
Yep and I also have license to chew gum and blow bubbles at the same time!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:23 pm
by Bookworm
Minnie is talking about the 5000PSI tank. She can drive it if she wants to.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:25 pm
by sintekk
Minnie wrote: sintekk wrote: Minnie wrote: I get to drive the tank!!!
Do you have your tank license? You need proof of id, you know!
Yep and I also have license to chew gum and blow bubbles at the same time!
Well, I have a license to use two yo-yos at the same time! So there!
*sniffles*Wish I could chew gum and blow bubbles 
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:39 pm
by Anonymous
sintekk wrote: Mimic seems to have abandoned us, so I quit the war. I'm going home!
VICTORY! We have routed the enemy!
THE RESISTANCE HAS WON!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:40 pm
by sintekk
William Wallace wrote: sintekk wrote: Mimic seems to have abandoned us, so I quit the war. I'm going home!
VICTORY! We have routed the enemy!
THE RESISTANCE HAS WON!
Well, Mimic and his militia might pop back, but I wouldn't count on it
As for me, I'm going to go set up a lemonade stand, half off for soldiers on both sides!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:40 pm
by Minnie
THE GREAT WAR
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:45 pm
by Clueless
VICTORY! We have routed the enemy!
THE RESISTANCE HAS WON!
you have so not won, my purple monkeys are invincible
somebody should poke you in the eye with a very hot french fry!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:47 pm
by sintekk
Clueless wrote: VICTORY! We have routed the enemy!
THE RESISTANCE HAS WON!
you have so not won, my purple monkeys are invincible
somebody should poke you in the eye with a very hot french fry!!!
Hey, the purple monkey queen is back!
Since the war is back on, 50% off lemonade for a limited time
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:50 pm
by Clueless
oooo, I'll take some of that lemonade!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:51 pm
by Anonymous
Clueless wrote: VICTORY! We have routed the enemy!
THE RESISTANCE HAS WON!
you have so not won, my purple monkeys are invincible
That's utter stupidity. Besides, Sintekk already gave the order to flee.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:53 pm
by Clueless
That's utter stupidity. Besides, Sintekk already gave the order to flee.
he said he quit, he wasnt giving an order, duh
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:54 pm
by sintekk
William Wallace wrote: Clueless wrote: VICTORY! We have routed the enemy!
THE RESISTANCE HAS WON!
you have so not won, my purple monkeys are invincible
Besides, Sintekk already gave the order to flee.
Actually, I was the only one deserting.
Mmmm.... desert...
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:54 pm
by sintekk
BTW, why are you in sneaky ninja Anonymous mode, Will?
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:56 pm
by Anonymous
Clueless wrote: That's utter stupidity. Besides, Sintekk already gave the order to flee.
he said he quit, he wasnt giving an order, duh
He's the Ninja monkey general, so if he quits, the whole army quits.
@sintekk: I am The Raven of the night, the one who walks in shadow....
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