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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:44 am
by manadren
Do not be fooled my brothers and sisters. Do not join the Resistance! It's all a scam I tell you, a scam! Mr Wallace talks all big about freedom now, but what he really wants is to to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Come! Join me! Resist the Resistance! Fight the tri-color terror! And put and end to this fascist fry foundation before it can take root in this great land of ours!
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:56 am
by Minnie
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:57 am
by sintekk
Bah! Unless you got something better than French Fries, you don't got a chance!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:04 am
by manadren
Hey, I don't know about you, but I'm not all about hearing the lamentation of the women, I like women.
I've got cake and ice cream
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:19 am
by sintekk
manadren wrote: I've got cake and ice cream
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:13 pm
by Red Squirrel
HEy, how about you offer free poutine AND cake AND ice cream!
Or how about a frosted poutine sunday. Mmmmmmm!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:03 pm
by The Gheyness
lol...all these movements...it's all too confusing!! XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:48 pm
by sweetness
stick with me
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:59 pm
by Clueless
Hey, what about pie? cake, ice cream, and PIE!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:07 pm
by sweetness
the pies its all about fries!
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:21 pm
by MrSelf
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:27 pm
by Red Squirrel
But... who can resist... a nice warm apple pie... Let's not get burnt now.
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The Resistance Resistance
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:50 pm
by Anonymous
manadren wrote: Do not be fooled my brothers and sisters. Do not join the Resistance! It's all a scam I tell you, a scam! Mr Wallace talks all big about freedom now, but what he really wants is to to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Come! Join me! Resist the Resistance! Fight the tri-color terror! And put and end to this fascist fry foundation before it can take root in this great land of ours!
NO! Fight my brothers and sisters, FIGHT! We will crush this traitor!
I PROMISE FREE POUTINE, FREE APPLE PIE, AND FREE HAM!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:52 pm
by Minnie
sweetness wrote: stick with me
Yes Legend if your smart you with stick with us REAL women
Amen Sista!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:52 pm
by The Gheyness
Give me free sex and we got a deal.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:54 pm
by mimic
Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.
Free beer, Legend. And of course all the fries we stael and yes, I am not against stealing women either.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:54 pm
by The Gheyness
That was meant for WW, by the way!
but it applies to the chicks, as well.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:55 pm
by The Gheyness
Ohhh, just call me Natalie Imbruglia...I'm so torn! xP
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:56 pm
by Minnie
Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.
Sweetness has that covered now be a man and stand up for your Freedom!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:56 pm
by MrSelf
William Wallace wrote: manadren wrote: Do not be fooled my brothers and sisters. Do not join the Resistance! It's all a scam I tell you, a scam! Mr Wallace talks all big about freedom now, but what he really wants is to to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Come! Join me! Resist the Resistance! Fight the tri-color terror! And put and end to this fascist fry foundation before it can take root in this great land of ours!
NO! Fight my brothers and sisters, FIGHT! We will crush this traitor!
I PROMISE FREE POUTINE, FREE APPLE PIE, AND FREE HAM!
REMEMBER THE POUTINE!!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:58 pm
by Anonymous
mimic wrote: Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.
Free beer, Legend. And of course all the fries we stael and yes, I am not against stealing women either.
I offer Free Fries, all you can eat, Free Hams, Free Cheese, Free Beer, Free Wine, and Free Women, as many as you can have.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:59 pm
by manadren
Actually we have a nice dessert table, which includes a some very yummy pies, as well as a make your own sundae bar.
However, I must remind you that the Resistance Resistance is not just about yummy desserts, though they are quite delicious. It's about exposing William Wallace for the fraud he really is, and stopping his evil schemes which include torturing kittens, kicking puppies, and making little girls cry.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:59 pm
by mimic
William Wallace wrote: mimic wrote: Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.
Free beer, Legend. And of course all the fries we stael and yes, I am not against stealing women either.
I offer Free Fries, all you can eat, Free Hams, Free Cheese, Free Beer, Free Wine, and Free Women, as many as you can have.
We will take all of your women for ourselves. Well, if the Queen allows that I mean.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:00 pm
by Anonymous
manadren wrote: Actually we have a nice dessert table, which includes a some very yummy pies, as well as a make your own sundae bar.
However, I must remind you that the Resistance Resistance is not just about yummy desserts, though they are quite delicious. It's about exposing William Wallace for the fraud he really is, and stopping his evil schemes which include torturing kittens, kicking puppies, and making little girls cry.
And the Resistance is all about freedom. It is about helping the common people, Toppling communist empires like Manadrens, who is known to deal Windows XP with Bill Gates, and fighting for freedom.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:01 pm
by The Gheyness
I feel like a kid who's parents are getting divorced.
"Who do you want to live with, Legend? Mommy or Daddy?"
Please don't make me choose, mommy and daddy! *puppy dog eyes*
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