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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:20 am
by The Gheyness
Just like GG, I need help. I'm so depressed and angry.
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
When it first happened, it seemed to move almost in slow motion.
But no matter how slow it moved, the shock that overwhelmed me prevented me from doing anything to stop it. And before I knew it.......it was over.
Now I sit here, in bitter anguish, reflecting over my choices.
Why did I let greed get the best of me?
Why did I need so much more?
What's even the freaking point anymore? Why do people look up to me? Why do people respect me?
My pride...my arrogance...my ignorance...they all exceed levels you people couldn't even believe.
So eff it.
Eff life. Eff everybody.
All I wanted was a little bit more for myself. But I reached too far....and it slipped.
The whole f@#%ing cookie fell right into the glass, for f*^k's sake!
I just wanted a bit more milky flavor...
Is that so much to ask for???
And you know what the worst part is?
The milk doesn't even gain the cookie flavor. The cookie just crumbles at the bottom and doesn't seem to mix with the milk at all!
It's like oil and water.
So take it from me, kids...Don't dip that thing more than half way or you're asking for a tragedy.
You can always dip the other half after.
Don't be greedy. You don't wanna end up like me.
A bitter, lonely man with a soggy cookie at the bottom of his glass.
R.I.P. cookie. Peace out. =\n
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:41 am
by Andy
I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:23 am
by The Gheyness
I see that you feel my pain, as well.
Hug?
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:25 am
by Andy
I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:11 pm
by shenbaw
Ahh, Legend you sound like you're experiencing some adolensent depression as well. Or is it more of a mid-life crisis type of thing?
Have you ever tried dipping
Oreo's??? They don't fall apart as easily.
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:17 pm
by sweetness
aww Legend i feel ur pain
heres something a lil fruity for u
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:23 pm
by The Gheyness
Thanks for your understanding, Shenbaw. It's hard to deal with this alone... *group hugs*
No, I haven't tried Oreo's since that whole thingy with the cow and the tipping incident...I got my hand stuck up...bah, I don't want to talk about it... >.<
Thanks for the fruitiness, honey! But I want my cookie back!! =\\n
Poor cookie. It didn't do anything wrong. It was so innocent and...sweet. Why did he have to die, mommy?
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:02 pm
by Stasi
I love you Legend. I have more for you than just a hug. Bend over bitch!
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:25 pm
by shenbaw
Uh-Oh...
Now it's a party!!!
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:34 pm
by The Gheyness
GOD, IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, A PIECE OF MAN-MEAT???
...
*bends over* XD
I feel so cheap. ;\n
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:56 pm
by Stasi
Legend wrote: GOD, IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, A PIECE OF MAN-MEAT???
No, you're a piece of man-meat with a great
who'll make me a sandwich when I tell you to.
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:06 pm
by The Gheyness
A great...car?
haha, wonder what got censored.
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:28 pm
by Minnie
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:42 pm
by mimic
Legend wrote: Just like GG, I need help. I'm so depressed and angry.
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
When it first happened, it seemed to move almost in slow motion.
But no matter how slow it moved, the shock that overwhelmed me prevented me from doing anything to stop it. And before I knew it.......it was over.
Now I sit here, in bitter anguish, reflecting over my choices.
Why did I let greed get the best of me?
Why did I need so much more?
What's even the freaking point anymore? Why do people look up to me? Why do people respect me?
My pride...my arrogance...my ignorance...they all exceed levels you people couldn't even believe.
So eff it.
Eff life. Eff everybody.
All I wanted was a little bit more for myself. But I reached too far....and it slipped.
The whole f@#%ing cookie fell right into the glass, for f*^k's sake!
I just wanted a bit more milky flavor...
Is that so much to ask for???
And you know what the worst part is?
The milk doesn't even gain the cookie flavor. The cookie just crumbles at the bottom and doesn't seem to mix with the milk at all!
It's like oil and water.
So take it from me, kids...Don't dip that thing more than half way or you're asking for a tragedy.
You can always dip the other half after.
Don't be greedy. You don't wanna end up like me.
A bitter, lonely man with a soggy cookie at the bottom of his glass.
R.I.P. cookie. Peace out. =\n
Yes but yer a hottie!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:08 pm
by The Gheyness
WELLLLLLL.
Fine, I can't argue with that. xP
Hey, Minnie, why do people in Wisconsin call water fountains "bubblers"??!
Cause if the water fountains there have bubbles coming out them...
o______O
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:42 am
by Cisco_Kid
Legend wrote: .......Thanks for the fruitiness, honey! But I want my cookie back!! =\\n
Poor cookie. It didn't do anything wrong. It was so innocent and...sweet. Why did he have to die, mommy?
The cookie was accused of attempted assault by an undersized muffin, so it was taken out and shot in lieu of a trial (the judge had a barbecue to get to).
The cookie chose death by bullets over the other nearly unspeakable option,which was death by Rosie O'Donnel sitting on you.
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:17 am
by sweetness
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:21 am
by The Gheyness
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:36 am
by Stasi
Legend wrote: A great...car?
haha, wonder what got censored.
a-s-s got censored, even though people can say it on network television, it's too rough for the sensitive ears here.
***errr, I guess too rough for the sensitive eyes, or psyches or whatever....
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:39 am
by The Gheyness
Isn't that another name for a mule? How is that censored and bitches not?!!
o____________O
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:41 am
by The Gheyness
*testing*
bitch cock whore slut dike fag ho vagina pussy
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:42 am
by The Gheyness
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:45 pm
by Red Squirrel
foot
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:02 pm
by Angel
was censored .................
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I'm a post whore today.
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:02 pm
by Angel
the word was
...............holes
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:doublepuke:
:doublepuke: And then i 
