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Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:39 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:28 pm**

Iron Tom Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:51 pm**

Your pirate name is:

Black Mary Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:41 am**

Iron Morty Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:14 pm**

Your pirate name is:

Iron Sam Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:39 pm**

Your pirate name is:

Iron Harry Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:00 pm**

Black Anne Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

There actually WAS a chick pirate named Anne Bonney...and she kicked ass. And I mean LOTS of ass...

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:29 pm**

erolyn wrote: Black Anne Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

There actually WAS a chick pirate named Anne Bonney...and she kicked ass. And I mean LOTS of ass...

Wasn't there another one called Mary Read? Both of them used to sleep with John Rackham, I remember.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:39 pm**

William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote: Black Anne Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

There actually WAS a chick pirate named Anne Bonney...and she kicked ass. And I mean LOTS of ass...

Wasn't there another one called Mary Read? Both of them used to sleep with John Rackham, I remember.

Yeah, Mary Reid. I dunno about John Rackham, but I know Anne Bonney slept with a guy named Calico Jack a hell of a lot. My friend and I decided to call ourselves Anne and Mary all the time and are currently hunting for a Calico Jack. No luck yet, though.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:43 pm**

erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote: Black Anne Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

There actually WAS a chick pirate named Anne Bonney...and she kicked ass. And I mean LOTS of ass...

Wasn't there another one called Mary Read? Both of them used to sleep with John Rackham, I remember.

Yeah, Mary Reid. I dunno about John Rackham, but I know Anne Bonney slept with a guy named Calico Jack a hell of a lot. My friend and I decided to call ourselves Anne and Mary all the time and are currently hunting for a Calico Jack. No luck yet, though.

John Rackham's nickname was Calico jack because he wore calico britches.

As for YOUR calico jack, tell your friend to take British Airways to scotland, and go to the Royal Crown Pub. I'll be sitting on a bench, waiting for you.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:49 pm**

Your pirate name is:

Bloody Jack Cash

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:00 pm**

William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:

Wasn't there another one called Mary Read? Both of them used to sleep with John Rackham, I remember.

Yeah, Mary Reid. I dunno about John Rackham, but I know Anne Bonney slept with a guy named Calico Jack a hell of a lot. My friend and I decided to call ourselves Anne and Mary all the time and are currently hunting for a Calico Jack. No luck yet, though.

John Rackham's nickname was Calico jack because he wore calico britches.

As for YOUR calico jack, tell your friend to take British Airways to scotland, and go to the Royal Crown Pub. I'll be sitting on a bench, waiting for you.

Thanks for the offer, but I doubt that either of us can afford trans-continental airfare right now...

And if we DID go to Scotland to look for a Calico Jack, we'd probably take a ship, so it'd be more pirate-y. And more fun. Or we'd just kidnap Johnny Depp.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:35 pm**

erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote:

Yeah, Mary Reid. I dunno about John Rackham, but I know Anne Bonney slept with a guy named Calico Jack a hell of a lot. My friend and I decided to call ourselves Anne and Mary all the time and are currently hunting for a Calico Jack. No luck yet, though.

John Rackham's nickname was Calico jack because he wore calico britches.

As for YOUR calico jack, tell your friend to take British Airways to scotland, and go to the Royal Crown Pub. I'll be sitting on a bench, waiting for you.

Thanks for the offer, but I doubt that either of us can afford trans-continental airfare right now...

And if we DID go to Scotland to look for a Calico Jack, we'd probably take a ship, so it'd be more pirate-y. And more fun. Or we'd just kidnap Johnny Depp.

Yeah, I suppose. He has a wife and childs though.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:07 pm**

William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:

John Rackham's nickname was Calico jack because he wore calico britches.

As for YOUR calico jack, tell your friend to take British Airways to scotland, and go to the Royal Crown Pub. I'll be sitting on a bench, waiting for you.

Thanks for the offer, but I doubt that either of us can afford trans-continental airfare right now...

And if we DID go to Scotland to look for a Calico Jack, we'd probably take a ship, so it'd be more pirate-y. And more fun. Or we'd just kidnap Johnny Depp.

Yeah, I suppose. He has a wife and childs though.

Not wife. Girlfriend. They're not married. And we're not REALLY going to. He's probably too old to be Calico Jack anyway.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:14 pm**

erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote:

Thanks for the offer, but I doubt that either of us can afford trans-continental airfare right now...

And if we DID go to Scotland to look for a Calico Jack, we'd probably take a ship, so it'd be more pirate-y. And more fun. Or we'd just kidnap Johnny Depp.

Yeah, I suppose. He has a wife and childs though.

Not wife. Girlfriend. They're not married. And we're not REALLY going to. He's probably too old to be Calico Jack anyway.

Yeah. I mean, he's what, 42 now?

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Posted: **Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:16 pm**

William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:

Yeah, I suppose. He has a wife and childs though.

Not wife. Girlfriend. They're not married. And we're not REALLY going to. He's probably too old to be Calico Jack anyway.

Yeah. I mean, he's what, 42 now?

Yeah...we need a Calico Jack with a little more youthfulness. Like, 18-25 would be around a good age.

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Posted: **Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:17 pm**

erolyn wrote:
William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote:

Not wife. Girlfriend. They're not married. And we're not REALLY going to. He's probably too old to be Calico Jack anyway.

Yeah. I mean, he's what, 42 now?

Yeah...we need a Calico Jack with a little more youthfulness. Like, 18-25 would be around a good age.

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