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Canada apology to US
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:43 pm
by Red Squirrel
On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you have 10 times the television audience we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you would never do that.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As a way of our apology, please accept all of our Canadian NHL teams, which one by one are going out of business and moving to your fine country.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different: Everyone knew he had weapons.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White-House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.
I'm sorry for Alen Thick, Shania Twain, Celen Dion, Lover Boy, the song from Sherif that ends with the high pitched end note, your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this, because, we've seen what you do to countries with whom you get upset with. For 22 Minutes, I'm Anthony St.Joseph, I'm Canadian. And I'm sorry.
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:17 pm
by kaz
Isnt Bryan Adams also canadian? I think he is, but im not sure, but if he is the world demands an apology for that. im kinda drunk i think btw.
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:19 pm
by sweetness
Red Squirrel wrote: On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you have 10 times the television audience we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you would never do that.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As a way of our apology, please accept all of our Canadian NHL teams, which one by one are going out of business and moving to your fine country.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different: Everyone knew he had weapons.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White-House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.
I'm sorry for Alen Thick, Shania Twain, Celen Dion, Lover Boy, the song from Sherif that ends with the high pitched end note, your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this, because, we've seen what you do to countries with whom you get upset with. For 22 Minutes, I'm Anthony St.Joseph, I'm Canadian. And I'm sorry.
i love the canadians
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:07 pm
by MrSelf
I love how Canadians will find anything to bitch at Americans for while using everything they can get their hands on from America.
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:13 pm
by OLKMED
Red Squirrel wrote:
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
Well put
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:47 pm
by shenbaw
Red Squirrel wrote: I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this, because, we've seen what you do to countries with whom you get upset with.
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan! And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to
myself
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:14 pm
by Red Squirrel
Of course, blame Canada, we are the quiet ones and look suspicious, especially with our cheap lumber and or lack of debts.
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:56 am
by ShadowFlood
were sorry you have a naval fleet of 2 subs.
and the south park movie pwns canada
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:42 am
by Sammyboy15
canada has some huge army underground somewhere and eventually they will take over the world
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:03 pm
by Roger Waters
We thank canadians for Pamela Anderson
thats about it though
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:26 pm
by ycontrol
America should appreciate Canada because we were always there for them...when they were in the right that is....also when Russia and China decide they've had enough of America (it's gonna happen)...America will need us to help them and we will be there for them again.
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:48 pm
by Clueless
psh, we dont need canada! we're americans!! lol
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:14 am
by Roger Waters
ycontrol wrote: America should appreciate Canada because we were always there for them...when they were in the right that is....also when Russia and China decide they've had enough of America (it's gonna happen)...America will need us to help them and we will be there for them again.
with what? maple syrup
plus America is helping russsia the immeninet conflicts will be with north korea iran and maybe china
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:37 pm
by Clueless
i like maple syrup
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:12 am
by Roger Waters
especially on waffles
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:33 pm
by Clueless
no, pancakes
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:53 am
by Roger Waters
no, on bacon
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:46 pm
by Clueless
no, on scrambled eggs!!! (actually thats really good, you should try it)
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:49 am
by Sammyboy15
if ham is canandian bacon then wat the hell do u call bacon
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:21 am
by Roger Waters
Clueless wrote: no, on scrambled eggs!!! (actually thats really good, you should try it)
I have it is actually good
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:21 am
by Roger Waters
Sammyboy15 wrote: if ham is canandian bacon then wat the hell do u call bacon
they call it ham
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:18 pm
by Clueless
Sammyboy15 wrote: if ham is canandian bacon then wat the hell do u call bacon
canadian ham
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Canada apology to US
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:26 am
by robonightmare
shenbaw wrote: Red Squirrel wrote: I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this, because, we've seen what you do to countries with whom you get upset with.
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan! And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to
myself
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
amen. (not really) but thank you south park!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:13 am
by scherzo
Sammyboy15 wrote: if ham is canandian bacon then wat the hell do u call bacon
bacon is bacon
back bacon is Canadian bacon
I think
As a Canadian, I will apologize for my previous thoughts on Americans, I have definatley been proved wrong in the following video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:51 am
by Stasi
Hardy har har, how many cuts and edits did they have to do to make it look like everyone they asked was absolutely clueless? And we never see these sorts of things done elsewhere. Really, these sorts of jokes are tiring.
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