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How's about putting up Will's Edited rules for dumb people?

RUL3S
WELCOMA 2 DA ANYTHNG FORUMS AN ONLIEN COMUNITY TAHT STRIEVS 2 B WARM WALCOMNG AND FUN FOR PAOPL3 OF AL AEGS!!1!11!! WTF LOL NO COMUNITY CAN B GRAAT WITHOUT RULES AND THIS COMUNITY IS NO 3XCEPTION1!!11 AS A M3MBR OF TEH ANYTHNG FORUMS U R 3XPACTAD 2 READ AND COMPLY FULY WIT TEH RULES LIST3D BLOW
SECTIONS
!1!!! 1!!!! LOL GENARAL GUIEDLIENS
2111!1! OMG WTF ADVERTISNG
3!!!11! WTF LOL AVATARS
41!1!1!1 SIGNATUR3S
5!11!1! WTF WARNNG LAVELS
6!!11!11 WTF DISCLAMEERS
111111!! OMG WTF LOL GENARAL GUIEDLIENS
AL DATA 3NTARAD BY DA US3R MUST FOLOW THASE GUIEDLIENS
11!1!11! OMG WTF * [11]1!!!!!!! WTF LOL SEXUALY-3XPLICIT M8RIAL IS NOT ALOW3D
1!11 WTF LOL * [12]1!11 WTF ERONEOUS M8RIAL POST3D WIT TEH INTENTION OF UNJUSTLY HARMNG DA R3PUTATION OF A F3LOW M3MBR IS NOT ALOWAD
!!11 OMG * [13]111!11 WTF M8RIAL EXPLANENG HOW 2 ACOMPLISH ILEGAL ACTIVITEIS IS NOT ALOWAD
!11111! OMG WTF * [14]!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL NO PORTION OF THIS SIET (HTP/ANYTHNGFORUMSCOM)!11!!1 OMG MAY B USAD FOR ILAGAL ACTIVITEIS
!1111 OMG * [15]1111!1!! CHANE LATERS OR “GET RICH QUIK” SCHEM3S R NOT ALOW3D
11!1!1! WTF LOL * [16]!11!11 OMG WTF LOL ATEMPTS 2 BYPAS TEH WORD FILTER R NOT ALOWED
1!11! * [17]11!11 LOL M8RIAL TAHT HAS BEN POSTAD JUST 2 START A FIGHT MONG FORUM M3MBRS (“BATENG”) IS NOT ALOWAD
1111 OMG * [18]!!!1 OMG LINKS 2 ANY OF TEH ABOVE R NOT ALOWED
1!!!!1 OMG LOL * [19]1!11! WTF IMAEGS IN POSTS BIGER THAN 40 X 40 (40 PIEXLS IN WIDTH AND 40 PIEXLS IN HEIGHT) SHUD B POSTAD AS A HYP3RLINK INST3AD OF AS AN IMAEG
!11! OMG WTF * [110]!111!!!! OMG WTF LOL STIK 2 DA THREAD 2PIC1!11!! OF-2PIC POSTS WIL B MOV3D 2 A NU THREAD UNLES THEYRE IS AN EXISTNG THRAAD TAHT WUD B APROPRIAET!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL AT TAHT TIEM DA OF-2PIC POSTS WIL B M3RGED WIT TAHT THR3AD INST3AD!1!111! WTF LOL G3NERAL CONVERSATION WIL B MOVAD 2 TEH WORLD’S LONGEST THR3AD (WLT)
!11111 WTF LOL * [11]!!!!!1!1 LOL U SHUD POST UR THREAD IN TEH APROPRIAET FORUM11111 OMG LOL FOR 3XMPLE A THR3AD ON COMPUTERS WUD NOT GO IN TEH FOD SECTION!11111 OMG WTF BFORA MAKNG A THRAAD PLZ GET FMILIAR WIT TEH MANY SACTIONS H3R3 2 B ASURED TAHT NO SACTION WUD B MORE APROPRIAET FOR UR THREAD THAN DA ON3 U HAEV S3LECTED11!!11!! THREADS IN TEH WRONG SECTION WIL B MOVED 2 A MORE APROPRIAET ONE
1!!! WTF * [112]1!1! OMG WTF EXC3SIEV IRELAVANT OR UNHELPFUL INFORMATION 2 A THREAD JUST 2 GIEV IT MORE ATANTION (“BUMPNG”) IS NOT ALOWAD
!1!1!1 LOL * [113]11!1! LOL MAMBRS SHUD USE COMON S3NSA AND B R3SPACTFUL 2 M3MBRS
1!1111 LOL * [114]11!!!1!1 U SHUD NOT POST THR3ADS WHOSE 2PICS HAEV ALR3ADY BEN COV3RED1!!1111! WTF 2 H3LP ANSUR3 TAHT UR THREAD IS UNIQU3 PLZ USE TEH FORUM’S SEARCH FUNCTION111111!! OMG WTF THREADS TAHT R DUPLICAETS WIL B MERG3D WIT AN EXISTNG THRAAD ON DA SME SUBJ3CT
11!!11 WTF * [115]1!11! OMG WTF LOL THRAADS WIT NO PARTICULAR 2PIC SHUD NOT B MAED1!!!1!!! WTF PLZ USE DA WORLD’S LONGEST THREAD (WLT) FOR GAN3RAL CONVERSATION
!1!!1!! WTF * [116]!!11! WTF LOL AS AL RULES APLY ALSO 2 PRIVAET MESAEGS IT IS HARDAR 2 ENFORC31!!1!!1 WTF LOL HOWEV3R IF U EV3R R3CAIEV A PM TAHT BREAKS TH3S3 RULAS PLZ DO NOT DELATA IT BUT FOWARD IT 2 A STAF MEMBR
21111!111 WTF LOL ADVERTISNG
* [21]11!!1! WTF ADVERTISNG IN A NON-OBTRUSIEV MANER IN PROFIEL FEILDS (SIGNATURA M3MBR TITLE ETC)11!11! OMG WTF LOL IS OKAY
1!!1! OMG WTF LOL * [22]!!!!!1!! OMG ADVARTISNG POSTS TAHT R OF-2PIC IN A THRAAD WIL B DELATED AND DA AUTHOR WIL RAC3IEV A 10% INCR3AES IN WARNNG LEVAL FOR EACH POST
!1!11!! OMG * [23]!!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL ADVARTISNG THREADS TAHT R IN TEH WRONG SECTION WIL B MOVAD AND DA AUTHOR WIL RECEIEV A 10% INCRAAES IN WARNNG LEVAL
1!!1 WTF LOL * [24]!111 LOL ALTHOUGH IT IS GENERALY NOT APRACIAETD WH3N NU M3MBRS START A THR3AD 3NTIERLY ABOUT THEYRE SIET U R ALOW3D ONE THRAAD DEVOTED 2 UR ADV3RTISNG1!!!!1! OMG WTF ANY SECOND ADVERTISNG THREAD (EV3N ON A DIF3RENT 2PIC) WIL B DELETED111!1 OMG WTF LOL AT TAHT TIEM U WIL RACAIEV A 10% INCREAES IN WARNNG LEVAL1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL ANY ADVARTISNG THREADS MAED AFTER DA S3COND WIL R3SULT IN BANNG REGARDL3S OF DA WARNNG LEV3L
31!!!! AVATARS
* [31]1!!1111! OMG LOL OF-SIET AVATARS CANOT AXCED 50KB IN SIEZ!!1!1 WTF LOL AVATARS LARG3R THAN TAHT WIL B REMOVED
!!1!! WTF * [32]!11!!!1 OF-SIET AVATARS MUST B ON A SARVER WIT GOD PARFORMANCE11!1 OMG OF-SIET AVATARS TAHT HANG WIL B COPEID 2 OUR WAB SPAEC 2 BCOME UR NU AVATAR
!1!!1!11 LOL * [33]1!1! OMG WTF SE G3N3RAL GUIEDLIENS FOR AC3PTABLE AVATAR CONTANT
4!1!111!! OMG WTF LOL SIGNATURES
* [41]11!1 OMG IMAEGS IN SIGNATUR3S CANOT B LARGER THAN 50 X 10 (50 PIEXLS IN WIDTH AND 10 PIEXLS IN H3IGHT)
!!11!1!1 OMG * [42]!11!11!1 OMG WTF SE GEN3RAL GUIEDLIENS FOR ACEPTABLE SIGNATURE CONTANT
5111!!1 OMG WTF WARNNG L3V3LS
* [51]11!!11 OMG TEH WARNNG LAVELS R THEIR FOR BOTH ADMINISTRATIEV USA AND MEMBR NOTIFICATION1111 OMG WTF U WIL RECEIEV A PM WHENEVER UR WARNNG LAVEL IS INCRAAESD OR DECRAAESD ALONG WIT TEH RAASON Y1!111 LOL * [52]1111 OMG THEYRE R TEN WARNNG L3VELS R3PRES3NT3D AS A % ON UR PARSONAL M3TER1!!11 WTF ONCE U REACH 10% (OR T3N L3VELS) UR ACOUNT MAY B SUSPANDED OR U MAY B BANED11!1 WTF UPON REACHNG 20% 40% 60% AND 80% DIF3RENT M3MBR PRIVIELG3S WIL B LOST AND DA LOS3S WIL B CUMULATIEV
!!!!! OMG WTF * [53]111!!1 WTF LOL DIFERENT OF3NSES MAY RESULT IN DIF3R3NT INCR3AESS IN WARNNG LEVEL
!11!! OMG * [54]!!111 OMG TEH WARNNG L3VEL MAY B DACRAAESD IF COMPENSATION IS M3T (DET3RMIEND BY TEH ADMINISTRA2RS) OR GOD BHAVIOR AXHIBIETD
!!!11!! OMG WTF * [55]11!1 OMG DA WARNNG LEV3L WIL DACREAES 30 DAYS FROM DA TIEM OF OF3NSE
111! OMG * [56]!1!1!!1 LOL EV3N WIT A LOW WARNNG LEVEL U MAY B SUSPAND3D OR BANAD DEPANDNG ON TEH OF3NS31!1! OMG WTF THIS WIL B DETERMIEND BY DA ADMINISTRA2RS
6!111!11 OMG WTF DISCLAMEERS
* [61]!1!!1 OMG WTF THAS3 RULES MAY B EDIETD AT ANY TIEM
11!!!111 WTF * [62]!1!!!1!1 M3MBRS OF STAF HAEV DA FINAL SAY IN ANY DISPUT3
111111! LOL * [63]11!1! WTF DA OWNAR OF THIS FORUM IS NOT LIABL3 FOR ANY DMAEGS DONA AS A RESULT OF INFORMATION OR MAMBR ACTIONS ON THIS BOARD
1!111 WTF

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William you bad boy...wait till fragged see's this..you'll be getting a pm

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i'm not sure what this is.

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I believe this is our rules put through the English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

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Tak wrote: I believe this is our rules put through the English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

ahh...

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before...

Hamlet is without question the most famous play in the English language. Probably written in 1601 or 1602, the tragedy is a milestone in Shakespeare's dramatic development; the playwright achieved artistic maturity in this work through his brilliant depiction of the hero's struggle with two opposing forces: moral integrity and the need to avenge his father's murder.

Shakespeare's focus on this conflict was a revolutionary departure from contemporary revenge tragedies which tended to graphically dramatize violent acts on stage, in that it emphasized the hero's dilemma rather than the depiction of bloody deeds. The dramatist's genius is also evident in his transformation of the play's literary sources—especially the contemporaneous Ur-Hamlet—into an exceptional tragedy. The Ur-Hamlet, or "original Hamlet," is a lost play that scholars believe was written mere decades before Shakespeare's Hamlet, providing much of the dramatic context for the later tragedy. Numerous sixteenth-century records attest to the existence of the Ur-Hamlet with some references linking its composition to Thomas Kyd, the author of The Spanish Tragedy. Other principal sources available to Shakespeare were Saxo Grammaticus's Historiae Danicae (circa 1200), which features a popular legend with a plot similar to Hamlet, and François de Belleforest's Histoires Tragiques, Extraicts des Oeuvres Italiennes de Bandel (7 Vols.; 1559-80), which provides an expanded account of the story recorded in the Historiae Danicae. From these sources Shakespeare created Hamlet, a supremely rich and complex literary work that continues to delight both readers and audiences with its myriad meanings and interpretations.

In the words of Ernest Johnson, "the dilemma of Hamlet the Prince and Man" is "to disentangle himself from the temptation to wreak justice for the wrong reasons and in evil passion, and to do what he must do at last for the pure sake of justice. . . . From that dilemma of wrong feelings and right actions he ultimately emerges, solving the problem by attaining a proper state of mind." Hamlet endures as the object of universal identification because his central moral dilemma transcends the Elizabethan period, making him a man for all ages. In his difficult struggle to somehow act within a corrupt world and yet maintain his moral integrity, Hamlet ultimately reflects the fate of all human beings.

after...

HMLAT IS WITHOUT QUESTION DA MOST FMOUS PLAY IN DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG!!!!!!!! WTF PROBABLY WRIT3N IN 1601 OR 1602 TEH TRAEGDY IS A MIELS2NA IN SHAEKSP3AERS DRMATIC DAVELOPM3NT DA PLAYWRIGHT ACHEIVED ARTISTIC MATURITY IN THIS WORK THROUGH HIS BRILIANT DAPICTION OF DA H3ROS STRUGL3 WIT TWO OPOSNG FORC3S MORAL INTEGRITY AND TEH NED 2 AEVNGE HIS FATH3RS MURD3R1!1!! OMG WTF LOL

SHAEKSP3AERS FOCUS ON THIS CONFLICT WAS A REVOLUTIONARY D3PARTUR3 FROM CONT3MPORARY RAV3NG3 TRAEGDEIS WHICH TANDED 2 GRAPHICALY DRMATIEZ VIOLENT ACTS ON STAEG IN TAHT IT 3MPHASIEZD DA HEROS DIELMA RATH3R THAN TEH DAPICTION OF BLODY DEDS111!!1 WTF LOL TEH DRMATISTS GENIUS IS ALSO EVIEDNT IN HIS TRANSFORMATION OF DA PLAYS LIETRARY SOURC3S—3SPECIALY DA CONTEMPORAENOUS UR-HML3T—IN2 AN 3XCEPTIONAL TRAEGDY1111!1!! OMG LOL TEH UR-HML3T OR ORIGINAL HMLET IS A LOST PLAY TAHT SCHOLARS BLEIVE WAS WRIT3N MARA D3CAEDS BFOR3 SHAEKSPEAERS HMLAT PROVIDNG MUCH OF TEH DRMATIC CONTAXT FOR TEH L8R TRAEGDY!1!1!!1! OMG LOL NUMEROUS SIXTENTH-C3NTURY RACORDS ATEST 2 TEH 3XISTANCA OF DA UR-HML3T WIT SOM3 R3FERENCAS LINKNG ITS COMPOSITION 2 THOMAS KYD TEH AUTHOR OF TEH SPANISH TRAEGDY1!!1 WTF OTH3R PRINCIPAL SOURCES AVALEABL3 2 R WARE SAXO GRMMATICUSS HIS2RIEA DANICA3 (CIRCA 120) WHICH F3ATURES A POPULAR LAGAND WIT A PLOT SIMILAR 2 HMLET AND FRANÇOIS DA BLEFORESTS HIS2IERS TRAGIQU3S AXTRACETS DAS OEUVR3S ITALEIN3S D3 BANDEL (7 VOLS!1!1 OMG WTF LOL 159-80) WHICH PROVIEDS AN 3XPANDED ACOUNT OF TEH S2RY RECORDED IN DA HIS2RIEA DANICAA1!111111 LOL FROM THESE SOURCAS R CREAETD HML3T A SUPREMELY RICH AND COMPL3X LIETRARY WORK TAHT CONTINUES 2 DELIGHT BOTH R3AEDRS AND AUDEINC3S WIT ITS MYRIAD M3ANNGS AND INTERPRATATIONS1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

IN TEH WORDS OF ERN3ST O TEH DIELMA OF HMLET TEH PRINCA AND MAN IS 2 DIESNTANGLE HIMSALF FROM TEH T3MPTATION 2 WREAK JUSTIEC FOR DA WRONG REASONS AND IN 3VIL PASION AND 2 DO WUT HE MUST DO AT LAST FOR DA PURE SAEK OF JUSTIEC1!11111 11!11! OMG LOL !1!1!!! OMG LOL !!111! FROM TAHT DIELMA OF WRONG FELNGS AND RIGHT ACTIONS HA ULTIMAETLY 3MERGES SOLVNG DA PROBL3M BY ATANENG A PROP3R STAET OF MIND!!!!!!1! OMG LOL HMLAT ENDURAS AS DA OBJACT OF UNIEVRSAL IEDNTIFICATION B/C HIS CANTRAL MORAL DIELMA TRANSCENDS TEH 3LIZAEBTHAN PARIOD MAKNG HIM A MAN FOR AL AEGS!!1111! OMG IN HIS DIFICULT STRUGLA 2 SOMEHOW ACT WITHIN A CORUPT WORLD AND YAT MANETANE HIS MORAL INTEGRITY HMLET ULTIMAETLY REFLECTS DA FAET OF AL HUMAN BNGS1!1!1! WTF

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I THINK TAHT U SHUD POST THOS3 RULAS UP!1!1!! THEY R V3RY GOD!!!!! OMG IT IS PEACHY!!11!11! WTF LOL SO B A PAACH!11!!! OMG WTF WALAEC DID SOM3THNG GOD1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL MAEK A NOTE OF IT!1111!!!111!!1!1!! WTF LOL IT IS A ONC3 IN A LIEFTIEM OPORTUNITY!!1111!! OMG WTF LOL

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i think that this aoler translator thing would be good for 2 things.

1. FBI (or the other instant message monitor people) it tell what kids are saying.
2. the drunk rant, to make it appear that you are intoxicated.

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ok i get it...i though he was mocking the rules..

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Of course not! This fascist code....err I mean Very nice rules need to be put up in a language everyone can understand.

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OMG WTF!!11!!

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