Things not to say at the airport, or in a plane
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:33 pm
1. What? I can't bring my knife? ok fine, this pencil should do.
2. You da bomb!
3. Anybody have a sharp object? Preferably small.
4. This briefcase? Oh thats nothing, I dont need it. leave it there.
5. Dont mind my buddy, he's paranoid, flying for his first time and all, you know, all the terrorists, suicide bombers, snakes, crashes, 9/11, stuff like that. But it wont happen, I brought my gun.
6. Whens the next flight to iraq and back? need to pickup a few buddies at the taliban camp.
7. Cool, the flight's communication frequency is the same as the transmitter for my bomb's activate system I've been working on.
8. HEY! HI JACK!
9. So much turbalance, this is a bad time to activate.. erm I mean go to the washrom.
10. Wow, we're flying low...
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2. You da bomb!
3. Anybody have a sharp object? Preferably small.
4. This briefcase? Oh thats nothing, I dont need it. leave it there.
5. Dont mind my buddy, he's paranoid, flying for his first time and all, you know, all the terrorists, suicide bombers, snakes, crashes, 9/11, stuff like that. But it wont happen, I brought my gun.
6. Whens the next flight to iraq and back? need to pickup a few buddies at the taliban camp.
7. Cool, the flight's communication frequency is the same as the transmitter for my bomb's activate system I've been working on.
8. HEY! HI JACK!
9. So much turbalance, this is a bad time to activate.. erm I mean go to the washrom.
10. Wow, we're flying low...
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:4514, old post ID:36051