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The kind that says 'Death Metal Man'

I know, How about 'Lawnmower Man'?

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no, that says "moron gains super brain power and tries to take over the city"

What about Rowdy Roddy Piper?

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That's more of a scottish music station.

How about 'Fuschia Floyd'?

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nah, that's more of a san francisco radio station.

What about Stan "the Man"?

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I'm just going to call him "Captain Commando" and leave it at that.

Is GI Joe reaaallly an american hero? He looks more canadianish to me.

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Actually GI Joe has been outsourced to india. So was cobra apparently. It seems Duke and Cobra Commander are actually sitting right across form each other in the same call center.

Do you think it makes it difficult to plan an attack when your enemy is pearing over the wall form the next cube over?

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Not if you have their stapler.

What'd Snake Eyes do if Cobra stole his stapler? Think he'd flip out?

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Depends on how good the stapler was I suppose. He might just go for some passive-aggressive pen stealing thing.

So, do you think cobra's really plotting all the time, or are they just playing tetris on their computers?

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Dude, when you're plotting, you play solitaire. When you're waiting for GI Joe and friends to foil your plan, you play Tetris then.

Do you think it's awkward when GI Joe bumps into Cobra at the watercooler?

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It's just the day job. Outside the cubes they probly hang. I wouldn't doubt it if I saw the whole gang GI Joe and Cobra, hanging out at some hindi discotec after hours.

You think Cobra Commander can boogie?

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Well, he has the hips for it.

Which one is the hit with the ladies on karaoke night?

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Duke... all the ladies want a piece of him...

So then, who's the office hottie?

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manadren wrote: So then, who's the office hottie?

Hmmm, for the chicks, maybe Sub-Zero.

Why do you always smell like B.O.?

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because your deodorant sux. buy redzone.

why don't some people wear deodorant. that's nasty. and thay smell like crap. litterally.

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Because you touch yourself at night.

Is that a bird, a plane or something much more sinister?

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My vote goes for something much more sinister.

who is the anti-christ?

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your mothers dead dog!!!


if jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him?

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Because you killed manadren's mother's dead dog!

Why'd GoalGuarder do such a HORRIBLE thing?

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cause he's evil.

Condoleeza Rice evil?

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Yes.

Box vs. Square: Who'd win?

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square because it has symetricalness

why did you accuse me of killing the dog????

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The dog's spirit told me you did it, sorry to rat you out, man.

What should your punishment be?

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I think I heard Bob Barker saying something about getting your pet spayed or nuetered.

So what's yor bid?

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$5 or 7 canadian money

why is there canadian money? y not just 1 money?

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because when the countrys were decided on they all had a giant tetris tournament for what money to use but they all were to good so they had to make many kinds

how does jello say all jigally even when u pull it out of the fridge?

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