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MrSelf wrote: Well, Skeletor is a strange scenerio. You see, he does and doesn't. Mostly it's cartilage connected to the pelvic region, but as the shaft projects outward, it becomes spongy and flesh-like. Of course when limp, none of this shows. And he has been known to use a rib or 2 for extra pleasure....

Does Skeletor need a condom?

Well, he can't get anyone pregnant since his nuts have long since dried out and been eaten by ants, however, I'm sure he can still get herpes or syphilis on his cartilage nub, so probably it'd be a good idea.

Does Skeletor have a tongue with which he can lick his love partner's *candy*?

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Luckily, thanks to new high-tech polymers, he does! Removable even! Skeletor can do amazing things...

I have to wonder how they all met?

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MrSelf wrote: Luckily, thanks to new high-tech polymers, he does! Removable even! Skeletor can do amazing things...

I have to wonder how they all met?

Well, to make a long story short, it all happened when Hordak appeared and started attacking both Skeletor and He-Man's crews. They had to join together. While He-Man, Man-at-Arms, and Evil-Lynn were holding off Hordak's forces, MaA noticed that neither Teela nor Skeletor were anywhere to be found. So... he went into Grayskull and found them going at it in the master chamber. After that, it happened very much as it does in a porno flick. Even the Sorceress and Evil-Lynn joined in the fun!

Does Skeletor take showers?

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Oh sure, he's into all sorts of water sports! Nothings off limits for Skeletor.

What about Man-at-Arms, what does he spend his weekends dressed as?

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MrSelf wrote: Oh sure, he's into all sorts of water sports! Nothings off limits for Skeletor.

What about Man-at-Arms, what does he spend his weekends dressed as?

On weekends he doesn't dress as anything. He walks around the lush wildernesses of Eternia in the buff.

If nothing's off-limits to Skeletor, then does that mean he's into scat or vomit?

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Sure, as top, since he's a bit lacking in certain areas.

Am I to understand pretty much everyone in that group is an exhibitionist?

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MrSelf wrote: Sure, as top, since he's a bit lacking in certain areas.

Am I to understand pretty much everyone in that group is an exhibitionist?

Well... not He-Man. Thing is, he's got a super teeny-weeny winky. Well, it's pretty big when the thing's full of wood, but just walking around it's laughable.

Does Prince Adam fantasize about making out with his He-Man alter ego?

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Only when he indulges too heavily in forbidden liquids of intoxication.

Do leprichans have hearts of gold, or spleens of silver?

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They have Penises of bronze.

Penises or Penii?

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Penii

Does the wheel... go round, and round, round, round?


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Yes and all through the town...

Are the bad guys really bad or just not good?

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They're certainly UP to no good, that's all I know.

But are the bad guys bad because they played too many violent video games as kids, or because their fathers never told them they loved them?

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erolyn wrote: They're certainly UP to no good, that's all I know.

But are the bad guys bad because they played too many violent video games as kids, or because their fathers never told them they loved them?

It's because they found out the Easter Bunny is actually a sadistic, carnivorous biped.

How many more years until I can have my body cryogenically preserved and then revived so I can rule over all the ape-men after they evolve and humans devolve?


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Stasi wrote: How many more years until I can have my body cryogenically preserved and then revived so I can rule over all the ape-men after they evolve and humans devolve?

You can actually do it today.

How big of a freezer do you have?

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I certainly don't have one large enough to contain Stasi's frozen corpse, if that's what you mean.

What's the point, if he's just gonna die eventually anyway?


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So he doesn't get butt-raped by a gay necrophiliac mortician.

Is it just me, or did that conjure up a reaaaally nasty image in your head as well?

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it's just you. you sick monkey. *spits on manadren's shoes*

how are you gonna clean those off now??????

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You're going to clean them up, unless you want me to tell everyone about the incident concerning 3 bottles of chocolate sauce, a little bo peep outfit, Donald Rumsfeld, and one baaaaad little sheep.

I've got plenty of pictures, anyone want copies?

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I have a feeling both mine and GG's lives would be significantly easier if I did not have said copies. So, no.

Where's a paper shredder when you need one?

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It's over there, on the floor in that dark corner.

And no, I don't have a lead pipe behind my back. Why do you ask?

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Oh my this sounds interesting. *sits cross legged on floor, puts fists under chin and waits patiently with an excited expression*

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manadren wrote: It's over there, on the floor in that dark corner.

And no, I don't have a lead pipe behind my back. Why do you ask?

Because Biff, the huge guy coming up behind you would like to shove it where the sun don't shine.

Has anyone here ever seen a spaceship make a crop-circle?

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no no silly, spaceships don't make crop circles, objects that exist in more than 4 dimensions leave their imprint in this reality(they're really hungry!)

Did a spaceship really crash in Russia?

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hey, any landing you can walk away from is a good one. *cough* I mean no.

Why are you looking at me like that?

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you coughed in my food... jerk

Is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

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