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eh, no tomatoes. Let's see that's bacon, lettace, olives, worcestershire sauce, mozzella, and eggs. But without the tomatoes, I guess that would turn your bltowme into a....

Do I really need to spell it out?

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I ARE PANT!

Carrot in skull?

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Only twice!

Lightning striked?

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last time that happened I woke up naked in a sleazy Singapore hotel with some strange prostitute of indeterminate sex that called themselves 'Stasi'


If train A is heading west at 50 km/hr and train B heading east at 60 km/hr in Topeka Kansas, will the morning train in Liverpool arrive on schedule?

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Only if exuberance is insubstantial

Did that baby just eat my dingo?

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yes... that's one screwed up kid.

Was his mama smoking crack or something?

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Lemon-flavored car fresheners is what I heard.

Is this message available in espanol?

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traurig, es gerade vorhanden auf Deutsch

Is it true the ugly stick broke and ran away whimpering when it tried to hit Chelsea Clinton?

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I think the ugly stick is still in therapy after that incident.

How about a hot steaming cup of condemnation?

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Sorry, all I got is a bowl of Sweet and Sour Communism.

Is that all right with you, Comrade?

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Actually I thought I ordered some Sesame Socialism.

Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your shrimp fried rice?

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No, us pinko commies love chinese foods!

Do Socialists have better social skills than other parties?

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only topped by the social skills party!

Aren't all constitutionalist conmen?

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Yep, just like how all the republicans are all repo men!

Where's the Green Party, anyways?

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Martians...

What about the gargamech?

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gargamel's gargamech stomped on and killed smurfette, and 3 sexually frustrated smurfs [the only 3 straight ones of the bunch] hop into a car, helicopter, and boat [who knows where the body of water is], which immediately form a gaint robot to battle the garamech, in a dubbed over battle ripped from an old japanese tv show.

uno, dos, tres... catorce?

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Hello, Hello, Hola, Banana.

What business does U2 have hawking an Ipod, anyways?

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...well everyone else was doing it.

And I suppose if everyone was jumping off a bridge, you'd do it as well?

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Only if U2 made a commercial promoting the event.

What did U2 ever do 2U?

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nothing, I'm an equal opportunity hater.

hate much?

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No, I suscribe to the Atkins diet.

What aboot Gatsby?

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I dunno, what's so great about Gatsby?

Should bad jokes be punishable by death?

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Sounds good!

What about "Chicken cross the road" jokes?

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Public beheading. The family of the accused will be compensated in accordance to the distance the accused's head rolls, and whether or not it crosses a predifined "road".

Or can that be considered cruel andor unusual?

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Definately not the usual, though unusual may be going a bit too far.

What about a byte?

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