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I'm a turkey.

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But really, what the heck? The Cards lost to the Orioles 12-8. WHY????? Yeah yeah Spring Training doesn't really matter, but I still like to see us dominate. Which is what's not happening.

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Reaper wrote: I'm a turkey.

well i be dam

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Reaper wrote: I'm a turkey.

i knew it...

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any tree's?

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hi bookworm

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4am this place is an ghost town

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Yay Teacher strike!!!

I'm sick like a dog though, but at least I'm not missing a whole week of school. That's assuming the strike goes on for at least the rest of the week, then the week after is march break. I'm hoping that i'll be 100% by the end of my prescription though, this sickness is bad. I wish it was just the flu or something but it's much worse.

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Alright, the Cardinals just lost to the Dodgers 3-1. What is happening to this world? Now our record is 3-4. Stupid bad teams beating the Cards.

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well if they're beating the cardinals, doesnt that make them the bad team?

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Do you watch baseball?

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no, i dont watch sports, cept for the olympics

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Some say it's crazy, the tale I'm going to tell
Other's have said it's my ticket straight to hell
But either way I've decided to stop trying
To hide the truth, I'm just so tired of lying
So this is my story of how it could be
I fell in love with the ghost who's been haunting me

Moving into this house I didn't know I would find
Such a caring, violent spirit had been left behind
I'll be the first to admit that in the beginning
That when she'd show up, and her head would start spinning
I was a little uneasy, but soon I would start
To find it cute when she'd throw knives at my heart

And it wasn't soon after, I had a growing suspicion
That I was falling in love with a sexy apparition
So I had a seance, just me and a wax candle
My love showed up and beat me with an axe handle
But that's just her way of showing she cares
Like her loving game of pushing me down the stairs

I've tried to explain, but my family doesn't get it
I send pictures on holidays, but I'm the only one in it
But overall, the only thing I find frustrating
Is our sex life consists of me masterbating
Other than that you won't find true love truer
There's no issue of trust, hell I can see right through her

So what she's dead, and I seem to have life
Is that any reason she can't legally be my wife
Marriage is inevitable, the court's already showed us
That by declaring me insane they're starting to take notice
And when we exchange vows, I'll know it to be true
That I will honor and obey her, until death happens to me too


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read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.

Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.

If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best).

But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.

Copyright; Ian Mackay - May 1995



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The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.



Copyright; Author Unknown


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those were really weird...

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Noooooooooo major lag spike then got DCed. with my luck a paragon skeletal dragon spawned right beside me while disconnected and not able to do anything...

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Clueless wrote: no, i dont watch sports, cept for the olympics

There's my point. The Cardinal's have had the best record for 2 years. Last year we didn't make it to the World Series, because we were beaten by the Astros, the wildcard team. This is why I think the Cards do bad in the playoffs: we clinch our division too early. Therefore the players slack off and don't play as hard as they normaly would, and then come the playoffs which really count and they're out of the playing mood, and lose. This season I hope we clinch late. It'll keep them in shape.

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glass cleaner

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glass cleaner?

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Industrial Windex, ahhh familiar smell.

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get em daddy

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Yes.

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this entire conversation makes no sense

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