I'm a turkey.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
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But really, what the heck? The Cards lost to the Orioles 12-8. WHY????? Yeah yeah Spring Training doesn't really matter, but I still like to see us dominate. Which is what's not happening.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
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well i be damReaper wrote: I'm a turkey.
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
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22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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i knew it...Reaper wrote: I'm a turkey.
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex
"I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!"
"My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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any tree's?
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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hi bookworm
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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4am this place is an ghost town 
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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Yay Teacher strike!!!
I'm sick like a dog though, but at least I'm not missing a whole week of school. That's assuming the strike goes on for at least the rest of the week, then the week after is march break. I'm hoping that i'll be 100% by the end of my prescription though, this sickness is bad. I wish it was just the flu or something but it's much worse.
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I'm sick like a dog though, but at least I'm not missing a whole week of school. That's assuming the strike goes on for at least the rest of the week, then the week after is march break. I'm hoping that i'll be 100% by the end of my prescription though, this sickness is bad. I wish it was just the flu or something but it's much worse.
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Alright, the Cardinals just lost to the Dodgers 3-1. What is happening to this world? Now our record is 3-4. Stupid bad teams beating the Cards.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
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well if they're beating the cardinals, doesnt that make them the bad team?
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex
"I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!"
"My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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Do you watch baseball?
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
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no, i dont watch sports, cept for the olympics
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex
"I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!"
"My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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Some say it's crazy, the tale I'm going to tell
Other's have said it's my ticket straight to hell
But either way I've decided to stop trying
To hide the truth, I'm just so tired of lying
So this is my story of how it could be
I fell in love with the ghost who's been haunting me
Moving into this house I didn't know I would find
Such a caring, violent spirit had been left behind
I'll be the first to admit that in the beginning
That when she'd show up, and her head would start spinning
I was a little uneasy, but soon I would start
To find it cute when she'd throw knives at my heart
And it wasn't soon after, I had a growing suspicion
That I was falling in love with a sexy apparition
So I had a seance, just me and a wax candle
My love showed up and beat me with an axe handle
But that's just her way of showing she cares
Like her loving game of pushing me down the stairs
I've tried to explain, but my family doesn't get it
I send pictures on holidays, but I'm the only one in it
But overall, the only thing I find frustrating
Is our sex life consists of me masterbating
Other than that you won't find true love truer
There's no issue of trust, hell I can see right through her
So what she's dead, and I seem to have life
Is that any reason she can't legally be my wife
Marriage is inevitable, the court's already showed us
That by declaring me insane they're starting to take notice
And when we exchange vows, I'll know it to be true
That I will honor and obey her, until death happens to me too
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Other's have said it's my ticket straight to hell
But either way I've decided to stop trying
To hide the truth, I'm just so tired of lying
So this is my story of how it could be
I fell in love with the ghost who's been haunting me
Moving into this house I didn't know I would find
Such a caring, violent spirit had been left behind
I'll be the first to admit that in the beginning
That when she'd show up, and her head would start spinning
I was a little uneasy, but soon I would start
To find it cute when she'd throw knives at my heart
And it wasn't soon after, I had a growing suspicion
That I was falling in love with a sexy apparition
So I had a seance, just me and a wax candle
My love showed up and beat me with an axe handle
But that's just her way of showing she cares
Like her loving game of pushing me down the stairs
I've tried to explain, but my family doesn't get it
I send pictures on holidays, but I'm the only one in it
But overall, the only thing I find frustrating
Is our sex life consists of me masterbating
Other than that you won't find true love truer
There's no issue of trust, hell I can see right through her
So what she's dead, and I seem to have life
Is that any reason she can't legally be my wife
Marriage is inevitable, the court's already showed us
That by declaring me insane they're starting to take notice
And when we exchange vows, I'll know it to be true
That I will honor and obey her, until death happens to me too
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.
Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best).
But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.
Copyright; Ian Mackay - May 1995
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And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.
Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best).
But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.
Copyright; Ian Mackay - May 1995
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I
Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came
At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.
Copyright; Author Unknown
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the moon was high
all alone just her and I
Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came
At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.
Copyright; Author Unknown
Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:4, old post ID:46055
growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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those were really weird...
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex
"I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!"
"My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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Red Squirrel
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Noooooooooo major lag spike then got DCed. with my luck a paragon skeletal dragon spawned right beside me while disconnected and not able to do anything...
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Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet Him!
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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There's my point. The Cardinal's have had the best record for 2 years. Last year we didn't make it to the World Series, because we were beaten by the Astros, the wildcard team. This is why I think the Cards do bad in the playoffs: we clinch our division too early. Therefore the players slack off and don't play as hard as they normaly would, and then come the playoffs which really count and they're out of the playing mood, and lose. This season I hope we clinch late. It'll keep them in shape.Clueless wrote: no, i dont watch sports, cept for the olympics
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
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glass cleaner
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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glass cleaner?
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex
"I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!"
"My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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Red Squirrel
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Industrial Windex, ahhh familiar smell.
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Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet Him!
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get em daddy 
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
..................................................................................
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Yes.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
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this entire conversation makes no sense
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex
"I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!"
"My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher