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Who is emo?

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He probably did a typo and meant elmo.



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No, he meant emo.

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Wow Reaper that shure does clear things up.

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Yep. I don't really know what it means, but that's what he meant.

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EMO:

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

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And to see what "emo" looks like, see Here

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I'm glad I'm not emo, I really am sensitive, too sensitive, does that mean I'm gay?

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Mr Smith wrote: does that mean I'm gay?

Yes. You will now be known as ....... Nancy. Have fun.

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i got questioned by a cop earlier!! lol i wasnt the one in trouble though, hehehe, i hope those guys get busted!!! they attacked my brother and one of my friends, i tackled one of them hehehehe, they are in so much trouble

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Dealing with cops is fun, when it's helping them bust some criminal.



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0 wrote:

Mr Smith wrote: does that mean I'm gay?

Yes. You will now be known as ....... Nancy. Have fun.

But seriously.

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Mr Smith wrote:

0 wrote:

Mr Smith wrote: does that mean I'm gay?

Yes. You will now be known as ....... Nancy. Have fun.

But seriously.

Yea me too. If you have to ask if you are gay.....well then you are.
Have fun Nancy.

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Im going to look at porn.













OMG IM GAY!!!!!!

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Crazy crazy crazy. CRAAAZY!!! crazy crazy.

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Mr Smith wrote: Im going to look at porn.













OMG IM GAY!!!!!!

Is this defending your "non gayness"? Because there is gay porn.

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You are gay. Because....

Xx MY HEART IS ON THE FLOOR, WHY DON'T YOU STEP ON IT?! xX

Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo.

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There's no turning back. SLICE YOUR WRISTS!!!!!

LOL J/K



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Reaper wrote:

Mr Smith wrote: Im going to look at porn.













OMG IM GAY!!!!!!

Is this defending your "non gayness"? Because there is gay porn.

What?

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Red Squirrel wrote: There's no turning back.  SLICE YOUR WRISTS!!!!!

LOL  J/K 

-Slits.wrists-

Oh.how.im suffering..... How.cool.it.feels.... Taking.a.drag.off.my.cigarette.in.slow.motion........ -Tilts.head.back.to.move.hair.from.face-

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We emos are all posers.

OMG, I GOT EFFIN HOMEWORK?! WHY DO I HAVE HOMEWORK?! WHY IS IT MY LIFE IS NEVER FAIR! WHY?!?!

I'M GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF!!

But I'm really not, I'm just doing it for attention. FOR I AM AN EMO POSER.

Plus, I like Elmo's voice. And Snuffalupagus is still cool.

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EMO!
Hi I'm a sensitive guy, possibly gay, I love Simple plan because they talk about real stuff like, stuff most people woulnd't understand. But if you don't call I'll go cut myself because I'm an attention whore.

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Mr Smith wrote: EMO!
Hi I'm a sensitive guy, possibly gay, I love Simple plan because they talk about real stuff like, stuff most people woulnd't understand. But if you don't call I'll go cut myself because I'm an attention whore.

lol, most of simple plans songs are of them complaining about something, but a couple are good ones, like untitled

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IM EATING A REESES!!!

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Reeses are the best candy ever

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peanut butter.... and chocolate... cant get any better than that

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