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Better than the fungal-research lab rat that Manadren aspires to be.

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Stasi has the mental capacity of a small toad.

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Manadren refers to his computer as "the modem".

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Stasi is about as creative as the average lemming.

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Manadren is one of those people who actually liked the movie Pathfinder.

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You know oddly enough, I hadn't seen that movie, and a friend recommended it to me today. I was thinking about putting it on my netflix list.

Also, Stasi is about as physically attractive as your average burn victim.

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Ha... maybe you will like it. Personally, I hated the movie. I thought most of the "dramatic" or "sad" scenes were pretty damn funny and had to keep from laughing out loud when I saw it in the theater. Even the action in that movie was boring. If you do end up actually liking it... well... to each their own.

Manadren has a persistent pinworm infection for which no treatment has yet worked. It's okay, though, because he's come to really like the itching and knowledge that something doesn't find his cornhole to be utterly repulsive is a huge turn-on for him.

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Stasi's mom is so fat, that when she sits around the house,she really sits around the house.

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Manadren envies the house.

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Chyse’s dream house has an extra room for all his Beanie Babies.

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Chris Vogel's house has an entire room dedicated to Tony Danza memorabilia.


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Little kids dress up like manadren on Halloween.

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Chris Vogel knows because he undresses a lot of them.

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Chyse on the other hand undresses no one, including himself. He's afraid of his own naked body, ever since that one time...

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manadren spent hours learning the alphabet last week with that Sesame Street DVD before he realised that it was playing backward and Bigbird was incorrect saying Elmo was dead.

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Cisco Kid once thought he heard Satan's voice while listening to a Black Sabbath record backward. Turns out Cisco's "mom" just has a really deep voice.

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Manadren shouldn't talk. He still slept with her, full aware of her..."condition"

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yeah, had to pull out the ball gag for that one. She thought it was kinky.

Chyse on the other hand is more interested in sleeping with the frozen corpse of Walt Disney.

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Manadren decided against sleeping with the frozen corpse of Walt Disney. He obviously doesn't know that Mr. Disney is a GREAT lay, living or dead.

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Chyse just burned himself... twice, the homosexual necrophiliac.

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Manadren likes to get a piece of "dead meat" himself, every now and then.

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Stasi got rid of his “meat” when he went vegan.

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Chris installed an old version of Red Hat Linux on his computer just for the stylish hat logo, then went back to Windows ME for the stability and security it offered

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Cisco doesn’t burn CDs because he’s afraid of catching his house on fire.

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Chris Vogel wrote: Cisco doesn’t burn CDs because he’s afraid of catching his house on fire.

*sad reality - Cisco doesn't burn CDs right now because his current XP install will not read either the working DVD burner or the dead CD-ROM that the dust killed a long while back*
doesn't everyone use the barbecue pit to burn CDs? The smoke is a bit slow on transferring the 1's and 0's though.

Chris returned The Fifth Element to the store when he realised it was an action movie with Bruce Willis rather than an exciting chemistry documentary

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