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Flower likes the movies in her head about me

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manadren wrote: Cisco Kid swears that "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is the best movie ever made.

that ranks in the top 15 or so overall probably - in the 'so ridiculousy bad, it is good' category (whereas the newest Star Wars films are just ' ridiculousy bad' by comparison)

goalguarder12 hunted down goalguarders 1-11 just to have exclusive rights to the name, only to have the movie deal fall through

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Cisco helped fund it.

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GG's favorite movie is "Glen or Glenda"

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manadren wrote: GG's favorite movie is "Glen or Glenda"

*performs minor thread necromancy spell*
Manadren performed the lead role in the high school production of that epic story
(which is about as epic as the remake of Plan Nine from Outer Space called Star Wars Ep. II)

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I had to disguise Firefox as Internet Explorer on Cisco’s computer so he would stop calling me in the middle of the night asking how to get online.

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chris vogel actually snuck into cisco's bedroom window to do so, along with jerking off to cisco sleeping.

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He runs an unpatched, unfirewalled version of Windows ME with at least 15 icons in the system tray. Physical access isn’t exactly a requirement.


Oh wait, I’m supposed to be burning you. I can’t think of anything right now (I’m too nice), but I just wanted to get that in before someone else posted something.

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Chris Vogel wrote: I had to disguise Firefox as Internet Explorer on Cisco’s computer so he would stop calling me in the middle of the night asking how to get online.

My secret is out...I actually do use IE 6 for its advanced features and execellent security, and have resisted those newfangled upstarts Opera and Firefox. Wait, better get my hipwaders...... getting deep in here.

Chris uses Redhat 1.0 on his top of the line 486 system.

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Cisco is in Manhattan waiting in line for the iPhone 3G.

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Chris Vogel will never have an I-phone 3G.

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(Why does everyone call me Chris Vogel? I realize that’s my name, but I’d like to think we’re on a first-name basis! )

GG thinks women laugh at him because of his funny jokes.

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vogel's mother is also his sister and aunt.

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Fragged txted that from Abercrombie & Fitch.

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Chris txted that from a walmart bathroom.

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manadren was with him

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Fragged was the janitor who had to clean up afterward.

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Chris was what the janitor had when he got home.

(And i sometimes call you chris vogel because my name in real life is Chris, and i feel like i need to distinguish you from me, even though nobody on the forum calls me by my name...)

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GG’s real name is actually Paris Hilton.

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chris vogel's real name is britney spears

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Fragged one is K-fed, and has had sexual relations with both of us, exposing him to an ungodly amount of STD's.

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gg is just the jizz-mopper

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Fragged is the cum-dumpster.

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gg is the cum-landfill

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Fragged one is incapable of thinking up a decent burn without using a sexual metaphor.

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