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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:45 pm

did somebody fart?

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:47 pm

*sniffs* ewww...my computer smells weired!

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:50 pm

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:54 pm

Does anyone smoke in the house?

When I get a customer's PC the minute I turn it on, I can tell if they smoke in the house or not.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:02 pm

No...Ah! there's old... CHEESE! EEEEWWWW!

i remember when i was like 6 or somethin' i had a furby, and i got mad at it (don't ask) so i tortured it by putting it on the very edge of a counter and flicked it off. it made a wierd noise and smelled like burnt hair ever since...i regret it...he was so cute...*sniff*

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:24 pm

that's funny.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:39 pm

it was at the time

now,

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OLKMED · Post by **OLKMED** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:21 pm

0 wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote:

Bah, I'm 19 and in the same situation. Heck I'll probably be 25 before I have sex for the first time. Unless I try phone sex over IP. Cisco powered.

Sorry that doesn't count, you'll have to get a girlfriend.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:30 pm

Yeah I'll get one, some day. But right now it's not my priority, unless someone happends to ask me out or something.

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000 · Post by **000** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:05 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: Yeah I'll get one, some day. But right now it's not my priority, unless someone happends to ask me out or something.

Red, you better get while the gett'ins good. If you wait till your 25 - 30, most if not all of the good ones will be gone. All you'll run into is divorcees with kids that have enough emotional baggage to fill a 747. Been there, done that.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:22 pm

Jack Potato wrote: No...Ah! there's old... CHEESE! EEEEWWWW!

i remember when i was like 6 or somethin' i had a furby, and i got mad at it (don't ask) so i tortured it by putting it on the very edge of a counter and flicked it off. it made a wierd noise and smelled like burnt hair ever since...i regret it...he was so cute...*sniff*

I had a furby once, I stabed him. Choped his head off.

Does that mean I have social problems?
RIP Furby

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:32 pm

Mr Smith wrote:
Jack Potato wrote: No...Ah! there's old... CHEESE! EEEEWWWW!

i remember when i was like 6 or somethin' i had a furby, and i got mad at it (don't ask) so i tortured it by putting it on the very edge of a counter and flicked it off. it made a wierd noise and smelled like burnt hair ever since...i regret it...he was so cute...*sniff*

I had a furby once, I stabed him. Choped his head off. Does that mean I have social problems?
RIP Furby

*ask again later*

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:34 pm

After that is was off with superman. He had it really bad.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:00 pm

Mr Smith wrote: After that is was off with superman. He had it really bad.

did you use kryptonite? y'know, if he's so super, how is it that he is weakened by a rock?

heh. a rock; Iraq. heh.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:12 am

im so happy i got my pictures back yesterday!! now i can look at my friends pictures and prolly miss them even more! but oh well, i can see them!!

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:46 am

No I riped him apart with a knife after putting him in the microwave.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:49 am

Ever put a light bulb in the microwavr? It's pretty cool. I forget how many seconds it lasts though, so I'd only try it for like 2 to be safe.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:49 am

Mr Smith wrote: No I riped him apart with a knife after putting him in the microwave.

Who were you replying too?

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:50 am

Jack.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:51 am

Ah ok. I thought you were talking about Clueless' pictures.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:52 am

Cicero wrote: Ah ok. I thought you were talking about Clueless' pictures.

he'd have to do it over my dead body!!! and i dont think im dead

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 am

I would of ran to the chemistry teacher for acid or something.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:32 pm

a chemistry teacher at camp? lol

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:17 pm

Mr Smith wrote: No I riped him apart with a knife after putting him in the microwave.

ouch

i melt army dudes.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:01 pm

Oh those little green army guys? Those were fun! Put them on a celeron processor and open up MS word or something.

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