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No, but I know howta knit

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Shinizo wrote: Too busy to read.

Yep, that's right, Shinizo found a life without the computer. Although, I'm still usually near it. I go places during the day Who knows, I MIGHT GET A JOB SOON... wait.. baby steps.. baby steps..

Jobs are fun. Get one in the IT industry and you're all set. You even get to go golfing on the lunch hour, you have to leave early for that of course, making your lunch about 2 hours rather then 1.

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Work, job, life, girlfriend?! I'm scared!

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Mr Smith wrote: Work, job, life, girlfriend?! I'm scared!

The last one is the best

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The problem is that to get the last one you need the first one, and you need to get rid of the middle one, but yet you don't have time for the last one if you have the first one. Ahhhhh circular matter!

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You make me confused.

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My dad has Celine Dion blasting through the house right now. I don't know if he's ok, just got back from camp. My heart will go on... if I don't go deaf.

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Your dad? Ummm I don't think thats normal for your dad to listen to that......

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Mr Smith wrote: You make me confused.

Not the first time someone tells me that.

I confused my cousin yesterday when I explained to him that if he drinks 2 coolers that are 7% alcohol, they both equal to 7% alcohol even if put together, but double the alcohol contents. He was trying to say that he had over 50% alcohol in his body because he just added up all the percentages of what he drinked.

To but keep things simple, he was drunk. I had to stop him from pouring gas in the generator because more gas was going on the ground then in the tank. At nearly a buck a litre it's not something you want to do. LOL

He was also trying to do it while it was turned on.

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Mr Smith wrote: Your dad? Ummm I don't think thats normal for your dad to listen to that......

Probably not.

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Give him a Nsync cd if he likes it then...... eeewwwww.

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hey i'm absolutely bored it's 8 pm sunday night

girlfriend....i had one of those


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Having a life is bad. You actually have to apply yourself. I shudder at the thought.

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Did you know: You are ten times more likely to die under a coconut tree than you would in the ocean? Now you do!

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Did you know that, I farted and thats what smells.

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my daddy is leaving for camp today, im gonna send him letters so he has to run around the building hehe, anyone wanna help?

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Reaper wrote: Did you know: You are ten times more likely to die under a coconut tree than you would in the ocean? Now you do!

Haha, well I'm sure a coconut falling from high can really bash you good. Ouch,.

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Clueless wrote: my daddy is leaving for camp today, im gonna send him letters so he has to run around the building hehe, anyone wanna help?

In case she has confused you all, you have to run around the dining hall if you get more than one letter in a single day. I hate mail call.

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well at least running is all he has to worry about, im gonna make one of my friends sing to get their letter mwahahaha im evil

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Clueless wrote: my daddy is leaving for camp today, im gonna send him letters so he has to run around the building hehe, anyone wanna help?

Camp? :willwallace: What a... kind of camp?

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I think its a parent camp. Ya know when your parents are bad and you have to beat them you send that camp.

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0 wrote:

Clueless wrote: my daddy is leaving for camp today, im gonna send him letters so he has to run around the building hehe, anyone wanna help?

Camp? :willwallace: What a... kind of camp?

I was thinking he same thing. What do you "do" at this "camp"?

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Mr Smith wrote: I think its a parent camp. Ya know when your parents are bad and you have to beat them you send that camp.

Please, send me to parent camp and beat me.

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Should I beat you with a chain or a sword?

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