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is a kilometre in height and 10,000 Newtons in weight. In order to drink his coffee.....

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must calculate how much it weighs in KGs, "Oh no, I got 3.7% in phsysics, I'll never get my coffee!" and suddently...

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he realizes that kilograms are not the proper measurement for weight. Kilograms are a measurement for mass, not weight. Newtons would be the proper unit to use for weigh in a scientific sense, but in everyday life, the kilogram is usually used. He forgets about converting although he could have by remembering that every kilogram receives about 9.8 Newtons of force as a result of gravity.
Oh no! The........

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confusion! Then suddently, he sees "F = MG" on the tree, and it looks familiar...

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it flies through the trees singing about force and mass. The sky is turing a bluish colour. This must mean......

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that it is trying to emulate the Microsoft Blue Screen Of Death! "Oh no, it's gona blow!"

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Then, the earth rebooted and everything was ok--for now. Jimmy came out of hiding and wrote a letter to.....

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Richard simmons! He had to ask him about...

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acting and what colour shirt he should wear. Suddenly, Bill Clinton.............

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Faxes him on his umm, new fax machine, he quickly finds to closest out house to "download" it, but suddently...

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Monica comes in the room with a baby!! She says that Bill is the father. Bill quickly grabs.......

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a chocolate coated popsicle!

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Bill has forgotten he is on a diet!!! Monica must stop him. She grabs the popsicle and eats it for herself. Bill cries and decides to tell the world about it. CNN is there on the double. Bill knows how to.........

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Get the media there quick, all he has to do is press his "I found bin laden" button on his cell phone, wait 10 seconds and cancel when it's too late, the only problem is that...

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dogs will attack the new President when it is pressed. Bill actually gets enjoyment in this since Bill is a Democrat. Our neighbour to the North, Canada, is colder than the US on average because......

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to the US, Canada is on a big chunk of floating ice, which some predict will melt, as it is dry ice!

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Dry ice has no water in it. It is made up of elephants and hippos. That is why it is very dense and has a strong odour. People never see.......

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it happen, but evil CO2 molecules rob zoos for the elephants and hippos to replace them, so the CO2 can split and half and go kill people. What to do now?

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We have to open our Chemistry books and find the solution before the Muffin Man finds out!! Then, giant pencils give way to.......

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A formula, it says that it will save Canada from melting, but it looks suspicious, it says

N2 + C8H18 + O2 -> N2 + CO2 + H2O

But wait a sec, there's CO2 to repair the dry ice! And H2O to make real Ice! This should work... then suddently...

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we find out that the equation is not balanced!!!! Matter can't be destroyed, so how could there be eight carbons on one side and 2 carbons on the other side. The coefficients have something to do with this. But how?

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Oh no, what to do! Before attempting balancing, he first starts to practise, he starts with a basic one H2 + O2 --> H2O which is 2H2 + O2 --> 2H2O then he...

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relieves himself by a big tree. Feeling smart and brave, he starts to balance the equation.
He comes up with an answer, but Chris doesn't feel like saying it since he doesn't feel like balancing it. Something is in the trees. It is.....

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A mean looking squirrel, with... with... no it can't be! He has a...

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fragmentation problem! We have to cage the squirrel and feed him nuts! The squirrel lives in the country of......

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