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you can effing sleep, but you must kill Freddy before you can wake up.

I wish that Billy Mays would shut up.

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He will shut up, but only because he dies of heart failure in his home at 7:30 in the morning.

I wish summer lasted forever.

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flowergirlajg wrote: I wish summer lasted forever.

You have been transported to Riyadh, the capital of Saudi Arabia! I hope you weren’t looking forward to your driver’s license.

I wish my white cats would stop sleeping on my navy-blue shirts.

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Chris Vogel wrote:

flowergirlajg wrote: I wish summer lasted forever.

You have been transported to Riyadh, the capital of Saudi Arabia! I hope you weren’t looking forward to your driver’s license.

I wish my white cats would stop sleeping on my navy-blue shirts.

A new law is passed forbidding you specifically from owning navy-blue shirts, and your cats promptly begin sleeping on all of your black shirts.

I wish I had a spare DVI cable.

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You have a spare DVI cable, but your monitors only have VGA ports.

I wish my local newspaper would stop mixing Arial and Helvetica.

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Your local newspaper has stopped mixing Arial and Helvetica, by replacing all fonts with Comic Sans.

I wish I had an up to date slipstreamed copy of Windows XP.

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you have an up to date slipstreamed copy of Windows XP, but the keyboard only allows you to type in sTiCkY cApS.


I wish that i was a youtube STAR.

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You are a YouTube star, but only because someone filmed you doing something embarrassing.

I wish I knew Catalan.

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You know Catalan, but after 4 years of intense training, you realize nobody else knows it.

I wish the Sims 3 didn't lag anymore.

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Okay. itdoess't lag anymore but your character always gets stuck in a pool with no ladder and dies.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't gonna yell at me for being drunk.

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Your girlfriend isn't going to yell at you for being drunk. In fact she won't say anything to you. She'll just leave, and never come back, until her corpse shows up in a river 3 days later, and you seem to be the only suspect. (been watching too much PyschMentalistDexter lately)

I wish this stupid bandaid would stay on.

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It stays on.
Forever. And when it gets wet it starts to mould.
Tasty.

I wish my cartoon character, Kiki D'Angelou, would talk to me.

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He talks to you...in arabic.

I wish I didn't have this cold (H1N1 probably).

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You don't have that cold, you have cancer instead.

I wish is was 11pm already.

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It is 11 PM, but whatever you wanted to happen didn’t happen. Someone made it look as if it would happen, but they were just toying with you until they decided to slam a hot iron onto your face.

I wish I got a pay raise.

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You get a pay raise, but your mother forces you to buy her a new car with the earnings, then you lose you job.
ha.

I wish i had unlimited oreos.

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You have unlimited oreos. You also weigh 700 lbs and can't get out of your chair. Also, men vomit when they look at you.

I wish I could start my life now instead of waiting 4 years...

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