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erolyn wrote: It was put here by aliens.

Whaaaa?

good news, everyone!


Pi?

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Mmmm..... Pi....

*sinks face into pile of numbers *

What would happen in a Universe where the gravitational constant was much lower?

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Your mother would be extremely fat.

Who ate the last piece of cake?

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Mr. Bean.

What type of pineapple hurts the most?

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concrete ones

do you need to go to the nurses office?

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MrSelf wrote: concrete ones

do you need to go to the nurses office?

thought I had to but Stasi and and Mr Self had themselves checked out and the tests came back clean....oh wait, that was supposed to be secret........I meant Minnie and Kat of course.....

Is Red Squirrel actually a sentient squirrel native to a distant planet orbiting Betelgeuse acting as an advance scout for the invading army?
edit: there was some confusion in the translation of the directions and they landed in Canada by mistake.

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... no....

yes, but we can't let him know!!!!!

is it true kat's pregnate with tak's child?
kat=tak backwards...

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yes, and apparently god is a dog.

is live evil?

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Some bands actually sound better live than in studio.

Is granola worthy?

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yes, but the real question is:

What is granola worthy of?

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MrSelf wrote: concrete ones

do you need to go to the nurses office?

i'm not a doctor, but i'll take a look anyway!!!!

a grammy

how much do u charge????

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manadren wrote: yes, but the real question is:

What is granola worthy of?

5 bucks.

Can a shrubbery beat up a palm tree?

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Yeah a shrubbery would kick it's .

Are you replying to this stupid question?

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no.

If I did not reply to that last question, then what the heck am I doing now?

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Promoting hypocritism

If you had to pick a number, what color would it be?

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58 110 165

Do herbivores eat well because their food never runs?

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It's not that the food doesn't run, it's just that dirt is so darn tenacious.

Have you gone mad?

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No, but I may be going angry.

What's your sign, baby?


(by the way, this is my 69th post. party on! )

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slow, children playing

can I get your number?

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Yes, it's 555-55-DON'T CALL ME.

Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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It's a banana.

Why is there a banana in my pants?

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peal it and find out!

Dead man walking?

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and the answer is of course light urple.
(paraphrased SNL celebrity Jeopardy reference)



Why does Will always those wear those tight black leather crothless pants that <direct qoute> 'show off his best assets*' </direct qoute>?


*'best assets' in this case being the tragically misshapen genitalia after that incident involving sheep, an electric fence, and a sudden rainstorm

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Cisco_Kid wrote: and the answer is of course light urple.
(paraphrased SNL celebrity Jeopardy reference)
Why does Will always those wear those tight black leather crothless pants that <direct qoute> 'show off his best assets*' </direct qoute>?
*'best assets' in this case being the tragically misshapen genitalia after that incident involving sheep, an electric fence, and a sudden rainstorm

Because, again, you touch yourself (with a RECTUM RIPPER 5000) at night.

All your base or Move Zig?

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BELONG TO US!

Set us up the bomb?

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