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Ah man I have a huge suprise planned for everyone. But you have to wait till next year to get it.

The IceTeks suprise was release a little early though but I have a slightly different one planed anyway. It will also have to wait till next year.

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uh huh, keep us in suspense why don't you

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*temperature in the room immediately drop to -0 Celsius*

Behold, the Last of the Fridges come!

I am...the Death Fridge! I have the power to crack a planet's crust with my icy breath! ph34r!



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That's one baaad frShut yo mouth!...

What? I was just talking about Death Fridge!

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Behold!

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The Death fridge........yesssss!!
What's the suprise Red come on....


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That Red is Neo...

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I'll have to think of something.

Hmm how about the Borg Microwave. Or even the borg fridge would work.

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Death to all microwaves.

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all fridges will by fried by our toasty warm microwaves of doom!!!

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My microwave shoots out dangeraus radiation that can kill fridges! muhahahahahaha!

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I call on all Fridges to open their iceboxes and freeze these microwaves once and for all.

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*opens the icebox*

*pppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssss*

*the north and south pole icecaps grow in size and demolish Canaga and South America*

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psssh. Those fridges think they are all so big and important just because they can freeze things, but can they do this?

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Sure (with a little bit of help from a flame-thrower)

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I so got to try that! I should buy a microwave for these type of experments though since I don't want to ruin the one we have. They don't make them wall mount like that anymore.

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You know, writing a virus is a bit too hard for the average person. We should have a VirusML.

<!--html--><div class='htmltop'>HTML</div><div class='htmlmain'><!--html1--><virus os ="windows " version="nt " xmlns="http://example.com/virusml/ " xml:lang="en ">

<delete file ="file:///C:/much_needed_system_file.dll " />
<replace old ="file:///C:/important.dll " new="http://www.example.com/important.dll " />

<alert type ="balloon ">
u have being efected with virus!!!!! ur computers destrucion will b observed by u shortly!!!!!! it is on its way to destruction!!!!!
</alert >

</virus >
<!--html2--></div><!--html3-->

…etc.

EDIT: I wish the label for my code would be SGML instead of HTML!

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haha they should make a language like that!

Then we'll have the V3C trying to get virus writers to use standards.

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Red Squirrel wrote: haha they should make a language like that! 

Then we'll have the V3C trying to get virus writers to use standards.

I make crappy viruses like that all the time, using format commands to crash school computers. Maybe I should send one to Mr. Oh-So-High-And-Mighty, aka Shenbaw.

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I have some .bat files, that while not technically viruses, irritate the hell out of computer illiterates

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yeah, batch file are great. they come in handy so often at work. i even made a batch file virus removal tool of my own because avg couldnt remover the virus it just killed the virueses process, changed the attributes of the file, then removed it (a simple ix for simple folk). just stuck it on a cd with an autorun.inf, and told all the joe users just to stick it in the cd rom dirve wait for the dos screen to dissapear, and its gone!

anyway, i was proud of myself...

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Well last night was a total waste of my time... I could of did something for Iceteks instead.

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you don't have to be an butt just because nobody liked it.

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I appreciate all your hard work red, but the skin was kinda ugly...

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