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So you got something to look at while your talking to them.

Why DO women have boobs?
(Family Guy marathon was on tonight, couldn't resist )

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So guys'll have something to look at while they talk to women.....


go speed racer go?

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1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 2 to throw feecees at each other!

Do you play the piano better when you're drunk?

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No, I just don't care as much.

Drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy and tears boy And all in your innerspace boy you had Hands girl boy and steel boy you had Chemicals boy I’ve grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy she said Comeover comeover she smiled at you boy?

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Somer Original Coppertone ® would take care of that.

Will a little dab do you?

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No, and you're not my type.

What exactly is my type?

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Probably the type with hooves and an utter

Type AB-?

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Ok. I'd prefer some nice O if you've got it.

Is that a beastiality reference or are you just happy to see me?

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Def. a beastiality reference horsefucker.....

Live long... and prosper?

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How about you prosper for a short period of time.

klaatu verada nickel?

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how about you two get a room!

richard dean anderson....

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I've got something for you, Lois. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's NOT a toaster.

What is it?

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It's clearly a van parked on a diving board

Breast Cancer or just a cheeto?

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I'm pretty sure that's just a harmless breast cancer.

What is that hideous thing on your face?

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It's clearly a coonskin hat

Daniel Boone vs Davy Crockett: Who'd win in a cooking contest?

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Neither, Paul Bunyon would bust in (Oh Yeah!!!! ..... ) and out-cook both of them. Of cousre, height, or strength here, plays to his advantage, seeing as how he can cook anything he wants....

Is that a microphone in your pants or a banana?

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Actually, it's a lug wrench. Funny story, should tell you some time.

What's the best thing that begins with the word Violin?

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Fisting silly!

So who's momma did raise a fool?

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I don't know, but Mr. T pities him.

Did Mr. T ever intimidate you into using 1-800-collect?

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NO, Mr. T is dead, locked in my basemen....

NAked NEEEEEEWS!!!!!!!!!

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ALL THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR u 2 UUUUUUUUZZZZe!!!!!!!

Gold Bond, bail bond, james bond?

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Shaken, not stirred...

Makin' movie, makin songs, figh'n 'round the world?

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It’s the rye or the kaiser! It’s the thrill of one bite

Hogwash?

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I listen to that song yesterday for the first time in over 5 years, how odd the coincident! Ain't gonna fly, now he's just choppin' up meat....

Does this reality make my hips look fat?

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No, but that watermellon under your shirt does.

Trendsetter or just another stair-stepper?

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