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a million five hundred thousand four hundred thirty-seven and 29 cents!!! ouch he's going to have to sell alot of those little tree airfresheners!! Now what the heck kind of fuel is going to need Sants wonders.....

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...So he decides to go to www.shell.com to find out, on the site, the date says "december 26th" and he does not notice, and clicks on ZXV 3000 Titanium series dual motor jet pack fuel, and he gets a message saying "48174927Gallons have been added to your bill, thank you for purchassing gas froms shell. He freaks even more, now how much is *this*, going to cost?

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an arm and a leg Santa feels like half a man now!!! what to do?........

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Realizing he just spoiled another christmas anyway, he decides to put North pole on ebay...

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and the bids just expoded with all of them private! Santa is unhappy cause he wants to know who's bidding and who might get the North Pole! so Santa sets the bidding at.......

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fifty six thousand three million and two cents, after calculating that it will at least pay off his, umm, purchases then someone not private bids, and he is suprised to know that the person is...

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IceTeks administration and they are going to develop it into a .....

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hosting empire. Saving thousands of dollars on cooling supplies for the servers. Santa is happy to find out that they are going to pay over...

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50 million dollars for this endeavor Santa decides he should check their financial background before taking a check to close their deal when he get's an instant message from........

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Bill Gates, who tells them about his plans to buy out Reliexec and Canada in one deal. He tells him of his plans to...

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hire Icetek admin. to develop a series of programs that will revolutionize software and computers for consumers!!! Santa thinks to himself hmmmm maybe I should......

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DidIdothat wrote: hire Icetek admin. to develop a series of programs that will revolutionize software and computers for consumers!!! Santa thinks to himself hmmmm maybe I should......

...see if I can get a job there. Sounds like it will be a big company! I'll be able to say that I was responsible for making Microsoft a reliable software maker! Incredible! So he...

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moth balls his suit and runs over to headquaters to see about getting a job app and a physcial then......

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They send him to a laptop to write his resume with Microsoft word 1.0's resume template, 5 minutes later he comes back...

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with a major virus on the darn thing and no resume' what to do he thinks....

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So he pulls out his own laptop and opens Reliexec Office 2004 beta and he puts his finger on a censor and it automaticly generates the resume and even sends it out to the right person! They are impressed, but...

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the resume is signed by Mrs Clause So now they think Mrs Clause is the brains of the outfit and give her a call to report.......

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And she does not even know about the whole ebay thing and is pist at santa for ruining another christmas and fights to have North pole back but Bill Gates says...

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" I don't care I love peanut butter and jelly sandwitches" and " I love to eat them while I am..................

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In the north pole!" but suddently, as he finishes pulling out peanut butter to make himself one, he sees a pine tree with thousands of...

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dollars on the tree, so he climbs up and starts filling his pockets, then suddenly................

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He spots a word all over the money, that makes him want to cry, it says Monopoly!!!

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he is crying so much, his floor is all filled up with water,so he walks to the neighbors to get.................

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a mop and some apple. Now, he has to deal with......


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all the parse errors, getting in his way to the mop and apple, which he needs to get at another tree, which...

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