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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:35 am
by Dollpartz
fries (chips) on sandwhiches are pretty good, especially if you add ketchup

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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 5:37 am
by ggkthx
Never been a big fan of ketchup, tho I'll usually happily use BBQ sauce in any situation a 'normal' person would have ketchup. :)

OMGWTFBBQOMNOMNOM

iPhone really needs a Caps lock. :/

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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:14 pm
by Colors of Wanker
ggkthx wrote:Never been a big fan of ketchup, tho I'll usually happily use BBQ sauce in any situation a 'normal' person would have ketchup. :)

OMGWTFBBQOMNOMNOM

iPhone really needs a Caps lock. :/

I worked as a forklift driver in shipping dept at a Barbecue sauce plant. I tried over 50 different types of sauce all freshly made. When I quit I pretty much could not eat barbecue sauce anymore except one brand. It is the best barbecue you will ever eat...


trust me everyone at that place agreed and that was about 60 employees who ate all kinds of barbecue sauce all the time!



That brand is The Texas Rib Rangers spicy blend sauce... It is the bomb! You can only order it online. Here is the link. It's the bottle with the purple label. It will be the best sauce you ever ate, this I guarantee.


http://www.texasribrangers.com/products.html

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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:03 pm
by Red Squirrel
BBQ sauce can replace pretty much any sauce imo. While I've never tried, it probably taste good in salad even.

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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:09 pm
by Dollpartz
The sauce we have here is completely different from Americans. I know they have ketchup at mcdonalds and that shit is friggin awful.
Kiwis love our tomato sauce
I have sauce on everything, I'm really weird about it. Yes I have had sauce on vegetables and it tastes great. Never tried it on raw veges though (salad) but I have it on cooked peas, carrot and kumara (sweet potato) and its soooo nice.

The perfect condiment imo!

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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:25 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:BBQ sauce can replace pretty much any sauce imo. While I've never tried, it probably taste good in salad even.
HP Steak sauce is like that. That stuff can make anything taste good.

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:28 pm
by Colors of Wanker
I love bbq sauce but lately i have gotten into dry rubs. I went to Scarborough Fair recently and bought the spice rub that the put on their beef ribs... So good......

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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:50 am
by Dollpartz
Scarborough make a fine merlot

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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:54 pm
by Colors of Wanker
So the bar manager for an upscale steakhouse called Sullivans just came in and gave me two gift cards for a free meal.....






FAT KARMA!!!!!

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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:55 am
by Plastic Man
I was introduced to the Kiwi version of tomatoe sauce by an exchange student that took some classes at my school. It was ok, but not like the endall be all of condiments. Then again its probably the lowest quality of the stuff you can get being as it was bought from an internation food store in the US.

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:45 am
by Dollpartz
Plastic Man wrote:I was introduced to the Kiwi version of tomatoe sauce by an exchange student that took some classes at my school. It was ok, but not like the endall be all of condiments.
BLASPHEMY!

Watties do a tomato sauce well 8)

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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:59 pm
by Colors of Wanker
Ok so this hot chic with big ole fat titties came by from Sullivans and brought me some cinnamon rolls.... I don't even like cinnamon rolls..... Can't these people see I have a problem???? Don't they know that obesity is the number one killer in America?? They are signing my death warrant everytime they feed me! I have lost around 25 pounds in the last 2 months, 5 i gained back on my recent vacation of last week.... I am trying to save my life here people!


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Yea I know there are only 3..... and a spot for a fourth...

I told you I had a problem so fuck off....

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:32 am
by Dollpartz
Those things look sick
Congrats on your weight loss though, do your collegues know you are on a healthy eating diet? Perhaps they are trying to sabotage your efforts.

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:05 pm
by d.
Just put a sign in front of your deck/the counter:

"Can't you see that could kill me?"

When they bring you food, don't use words, just point to the sign.

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:20 pm
by Red Squirrel
Mmmm those look awesome. If I would have been around at that time there would only be one left. :lol:

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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:12 pm
by Colors of Wanker
Dollpartz wrote:Those things look sick
Congrats on your weight loss though, do your collegues know you are on a healthy eating diet? Perhaps they are trying to sabotage your efforts.

Yes they do, they are all cinamony on the outside and kind of fruity towards the middle. It's not my coworkers that are sabotaging me it's the customers.... lol thanks, I am actually in a race with my Sales Manager on who can lose the most.... I m winning by the way but i have more to lose so I win by default anyways.. :lol:

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