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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:34 pm
by Clueless
no, you're just a ghosty

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:47 pm
by manadren
Stasi wrote: Hmmm, funny that I'm still here typing this post.  I guess I just can't be killed... fancy that.
I knew this forum was infested with zombies. ...now where'd I put that shotgun?

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:36 pm
by Clueless
shoot him in the head!

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:20 pm
by sweetness
Horrific mutilation would be far more enjoyable!

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:36 pm
by Clueless
get a flame thrower

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:42 pm
by sweetness
Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:48 pm
by Clueless
ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:27 am
by Stasi
sweetness wrote: Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?
Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:27 am
by Stasi
Clueless wrote: ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.
Oh clueless, you silly tinky tonka. Enjoy the show!

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:02 am
by Red Squirrel
I'll pk everyone here with my archer!

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:49 am
by sweetness
Stasi wrote:
sweetness wrote: Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?
Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?
Oh yes! And you are the submissive victim in my fantasies of orgasmic decadence and filth!

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:36 pm
by Clueless
Stasi wrote:
Clueless wrote: ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.
Oh clueless, you silly tinky tonka. Enjoy the show!
*throws popcorn at Stasi*

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:30 am
by Stasi
Clueless wrote:
Stasi wrote:
Clueless wrote: ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.
Oh clueless, you silly tinky tonka. Enjoy the show!
*throws popcorn at Stasi*
*catches popcorn in mouth*

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:32 am
by Stasi
sweetness wrote:
Stasi wrote:
sweetness wrote: Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?
Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?
Oh yes! And you are the submissive victim in my fantasies of orgasmic decadence and filth!
Yes, ma'am. I'll be quiet now. Would you care for a foot massage? May I get you your slippers? Would you like some breakfast? Or maybe you'd like me to run to the bank and give you some of my money since you deserve it!

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:14 am
by sweetness
Stasi wrote:
sweetness wrote:
Stasi wrote:

Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?
Oh yes! And you are the submissive victim in my fantasies of orgasmic decadence and filth!
Yes, ma'am. I'll be quiet now. Would you care for a foot massage? May I get you your slippers? Would you like some breakfast? Or maybe you'd like me to run to the bank and give you some of my money since you deserve it!
I demand you strip, get down on your hands and knees and lick my kitchen floor until it is 'spanking' clean!

*Cracks Whip*

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:38 pm
by Stasi
I hate to imagine what circus of horrors I will find on your kitchen floor....

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:05 am
by sweetness
Stasi wrote: I hate to imagine what circus of horrors I will find on your kitchen floor....

Oh just the odd several drops of bloodshed and pornographic filth. You'd love it Stasi ;)

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Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:41 pm
by Minnie
I am gonna guess if he is not back his girlfriend did not like the gift at all and it's all because of YOU LOSERS here telling him what to get.. :P

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