Anything Forums

I'll have to remember these!

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42636

Or this one I like:

Telemarketter: "Hello my name is lucy from so and so..."
person: "OMG Lucy is that you?! OMG we have not talked in so long so how's it going? And is the leg better? OMG I'm so glad you called!"

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42642

haha! and tell them they sound like they've gained weight, they'll prolly just hang up after that lol

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42651

LOL

Or

"You sound terrible, are you tired?"



Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42652

Telemarketer:Hi my name is.......
Me: Excuse me but right now I'm finishing up the picutures for the guide on how to hunt down and kill telemarketers.
*click*

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42653

Oh man my nephew had a huge temper tantrum today, I should of recorded it so I can play it while telemarketters are calling.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42665

Red, did you have anything to do with this temper tantrum?

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42675

No it started before I got there. I was in the hospital while the nurse was picking at my butt when it started... no, seriously.

The wound is almost healed so probably only need to go for a few more checkups and it will be over.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42683

Red Squirrel wrote: I was in the hospital while the nurse was picking at my butt when it started... no, seriously. 

we dont need to know all the details, please

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42685

It's fun going into details.

It hurts so much when they take off the sticky pad though. Pulls all the hairs out.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42689

Eeeeewwwwww... I almost threw up my amazing bar. I CAN'T GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42690

Actually I never saw the wound, but it must of been pretty big, they put like a foot of packing in it at first, it's sort of like the same as a flat shoe lace.

Now they only put like 5mm so next time hopefully none, which will mean it's almost completely healed.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42697

I still can't get that out of my head. Damnit.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42702

Look at the google ads!

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42703

Haha telemarketters.

Or were yours worse, like stool sample kits and services, or something?

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42704

Mine are sexual offenders, track them down.

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42707

LOL must of been the whole nurses playing with my butt thing that triggered that. Wrong, very wrong. Me mentioning that - bad, very bad...

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42710

Ok I'm going to post some spam and see what comes up.
jkfgjkldbghfdlkbhkdfnjbpoidjbfpdiobjdfpbhidjbpsiodgjpiggayfillfrazzrbdjklfnhbdfhilkldjskd

Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic ID:2453, old post ID:42712