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Heh maybe. God works in mysterious ways.

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I believe if something bad happens, then something good will come of it. I've had alot of things bad happen, but I've gotten happier! I pray to God everyday, and I know I'm only sposed to pray once to be forgiven for my sins by asking Jesus into my heart and believing.. but, I pray for my sins to be forgiven more than once.. I pray everyday. I think that.. praying once isn't enough, cause I still feel guilty after I do it, so when I pray to Him, I feel.. forgiven and happier each time.


Edit was to correct spelling.

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I pray too often, always tying up God's phone line. Even silly stuff like "Please make my dvd burn not fail"

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I told you that DvD Burner was an evil Sith trick! And, would God really help you if burning DvDs is illegal?! O.O! God doesn't have a tied up phone ever since he got DSL. He's gone internet



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Oh yeah, voice over IP.. no wait, prayer over IP. Hmm so that's what pop3 stands for.

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Maybe >.> I dunno. I doubt God has an e-mail account. I think he's still old-fashioned and likes the prayers



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You two need to get a room.



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That's not funny!

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0 wrote: You two need to get a room.

We have a thread, we don't need a whole room.

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Shinizo wrote: Maybe >.> I dunno. I doubt God has an e-mail account. I think he's still old-fashioned and likes the prayers

Nah he's gone high tech now. Redundant OC512 fiber optic lines, Cisco managed switches, insanely huge voice mail hard drives, the list never ends. They'll be upgrading to 128 bit cpus when new jerusalem comes out though.

Wow, turning a christian thread into a tech thread. Classic.

Actually that's what's nice about prayer, not limited by any type of bandwidth.

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Yay, Dad Person! Happy Father's day, by the way XD

How's your church up there? Are the fun to go there? Cause the pastor at my church is.. a money-grubber. I haven't been to a church in about 7-8 years now :/ I would like to start going again, but I don't like the churches around here.

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Red Squirrel wrote:

Shinizo wrote: Maybe >.> I dunno. I doubt God has an e-mail account. I think he's still old-fashioned and likes the prayers

Nah he's gone high tech now. Redundant OC512 fiber optic lines, Cisco managed switches, insanely huge voice mail hard drives, the list never ends. They'll be upgrading to 128 bit cpus when new jerusalem comes out though.

Wow, turning a christian thread into a tech thread. Classic.

Actually that's what's nice about prayer, not limited by any type of bandwidth.

Plus, a prayer doesn't suddenly quit in the middle of praying. Like DSL would when doing something online.

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Shinizo wrote: Yay, Dad Person! Happy Father's day, by the way XD

How's your church up there? Are the fun to go there? Cause the pastor at my church is.. a money-grubber. I haven't been to a church in about 7-8 years now :/ I would like to start going again, but I don't like the churches around here.

Our church is ok, but most of the people my age are out of town and what not so between services gets kind of boring but I do the sound now anyway so end up going to start up everything and burn any CDs that need to be burned. I should bring some home and rip them to my share list, and name it after popular albums. Hey you never know someone might get saved.

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That'd be cool. Count me in. I can save some metal heads by naming it 'Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil'

That might turn some Gothic people into thinking more clearly.

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Shinizo wrote: Yay, Dad Person! Happy Father's day, by the way XD

How's your church up there? Are the fun to go there? Cause the pastor at my church is.. a money-grubber. I haven't been to a church in about 7-8 years now :/ I would like to start going again, but I don't like the churches around here.

Thanks. My church is doing fine. I'll keep my ears open for ony good churches in your area that I hear about.

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Kays Just hafta get my parents to take me. They're not into going often anymore. Montgomery isn't a nice place to live.. it's big, and everything, even some people are nice. But there's so much corruption even inside the churches, that it's just wrong.

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Why the mellow face?

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Good morning to you all!

How's your daily communication with God, fellow Christians?

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Good, increased singal clarity, the new satelite link upgrade did work!

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It's all clear? No fuzzy, crackly sounds? That's all mine did.

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I tried calling... apparently, my line was disconnected shortly after God found out I was agnostic. Curses!

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Didn't you read the 10 ToS statements? You can't have any ISP before God.

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Red Squirrel wrote: Didn't you read the 10 ToS statements?  You can't have any ISP before God.

I'm thinking it's not my agnosticism, it's that I was warezing over 10gb a day using the GodLine, that connection is FAST

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That's no good! You sure you're still not on the dial-up plan?

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