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*william discovers that he can't find his penis through his rolls of fat*

DOH!

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*suddenly, minnie and will notice an iceberg heading their way, thru the trees and wildlife of the jungle*
OH NO!

(only way I could think of making this story more interesting )

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*minie thinks Red's tail is something else and does something funny to it*

Hey that's my tail!

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*Red is crushed by the lumbering Iceberg*
*minnie promptly, ahem, unplugs red and runs*
Oh no, not red!

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*will grabs minnie, and swings off into the jungle, ululating like Tarzan*



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*Red wakes up stuck under iceburg*

Hmm it's nice and cozy under here, but... I don't recall breathing this much CO2 before in my life, and this ice is colder then normal ice... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

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*??*

Ya lost me.




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Red Squirrel wrote: *Red wakes up stuck under iceburg*

Hmm it's nice and cozy under here, but... I don't recall breathing this much CO2 before in my life, and this ice is colder then normal ice...  GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

*red sees a hot female squirrel in ice*
Well, gotta be some way to keep warm...


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*45 minutes later*

Where's the ice burg? Wasn't I stuck in one? What happened? Why is there a flood?

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Boy, it's a good thing that other squirrel had a blowtorch, otherwise you'd still be stuck there!

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*will and minnie find a small hut*

*CUT! CUT! you're supposed to have sex in the jungle, not indoors! Jeez you stupid butthead! *whack* take that!*

OW! Damn director.

*Never, bloody, MIND! Okay, take 13, action!*

*Will "inserts his disk into minnie's tray" while a porn riff plays *




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*will and minnie get get done*." NEXT! the director yells". *GG steps up to the plate. inserts yoo-hoo into yoo-hoo*. "oh yeah thats it. damn minnie! you rock!!!!" *shoots everyone else in line so he can have more time with minnie.* *gets done and passes out from minnies greatness* *lies on the ground in a daze for the next 3 hours* *wakes up and almost finishes the scene, but wait, GG screws up the scene and has to do it all over again*. "oh yeah!"

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Settle Beavis....

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sorry, you're just so irrisistable

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